Finish the sentence...

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I could teach it to smoke cigars! :D

Why would I do....

things that make you feel bad?

Where did the money...

run off to?

Do you really think pandas could...

make zookeepers mate?

I would like to tell you that...

I don't really love any of you.

My true love is...

Beer.

With beer in my gut I can.....

Set myself on fire and explode like a hot-air balloon.

I am Cole...

Mcgrath, here to shock you! RAarrrgGGGhhh!

In learnt a valuable lesson and it was...

don't poke chickens with long sticks.

I'm going to ram...

your head into that brick wall if you don't...

give me all your cheese!

That doesn't make...

any difference at all!

When we go to Cedar Point, I just might ride...

your mum down to Six Flags where I'll...

throw up on a cow.

Are you really going...

to eat a chocolate helicopter?

As I said to the owner of the poo-powered helicopter...

(ZP reference = +1000 internetz)

to throw out that...

Bloody cat who's always......

.. Shitting in my mouth

Why does my...

flashlight keep disappearing?

It always shows up at the most.......

inappropriate of times.

This is all very...

much salad-cream, but...

...I'm afraid I'm not hungry.
(Wow, those last two posts are rather ambiguous when taken together.)

We mobilize tomorrow to...

feed the homeless cats!

If you see a...

Musician kill him!

Could you get the keyboard and.....

...Play a sweet riff?

I wish we could all just...

Play a sweet riff?

What, it still...

doesn't matter what I do because...

I love doing it!

I hate it when...

Things don't add up.

Bring on the...

...bacon strips!

Heart disease...

...kill people.

Cancer also...

starts with 'C'.

I think you might have been...

mistaken sir, I'm not a rent boy.

Have you heard about the...

...one thing where the arms ends up on the......

...drunken monkey who has a...

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