Finish the sentence...

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Overpuce.

I love to...

...devour the souls of...

The children whose mother Fiji is currently...

...in a volcano for...

sale.

It was a silent morning when we...

took a nap.

Did you remember to...

bake me a cake?

There's going to be trouble at the...

...rabbit emporium.

I blame...

the Invisible Man.

Trash to one person might be...

....fuel for a fire to another.

I am in love with...

this bagel.*nom* Never mind.

I hate...

Being monitored by the US government on a daily basis...

It's all a matter...

of getting them to sell their souls.

I couldn't do that...

unless the monkey was riding the battle-dinosaur.

The bast way to get...

...ahead is to execute people, see what I did there?

I demand more....

witty puns.

Why would you...

try to cross-bread a horse with a chicken?

There isn't enough room for...

my giant ego in this room.

I could see this getting ugly if

you take that bag off your head.

Let's have a...

contest in which one person takes a spear and the other person...

a spork.

The last alive recieves a...

baby blanket with their initial quilted into the corner.

The person with the most...

amazing hairdo is me.

They were waiting expectantly for

the army to arrive at Mordor...it did not happen.

I wish I could slap...

myself in the face for being such an amazing judge of...

nothing.

I never quite stopped...

not giving a fuck.

There were 2 of them in

in the prison cell after I killed the rest using my gigantic...

Laser gun that i found...

keistered inside a dead prisoner.

The last thing I would want to find keistered on a person is...

a human spleen that belongs to...

the president of the moon.

Cars are like miniature...

Spaceships that don't fly or...

have lasers.

Those who don't...

cars, try putting your keys in a cat and starting it.

Don't ever try to take food away from...

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