If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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I know right? So pointy.

We should play a safer game, like Russian roulette

At last! A fair game of chance. Quite nice.

Why are you trying to pick your nose?

... Uhhhhh... Is this about a loan?

No no no, it's about the loan you own me.

Well I see you're here about that loan soooooo *slams door*

*nails the door to the window* Watchu gonna do?!

*walks out back door*

HAHA! I had a back door!

At least I don't have loans.
Capcha: MSN (describe this brand with any words)
Response: It's not a brand, its a program!

Boooo, loans. >.>

loans? *thinks* That's why I'm broke! *Runs* *screams* -You'll never seduce me alive!

Captcha: good samaritan

... *shakes head* I get the strangest visitors lately...

Why are you wearing that mask/bag?!

What? You again? Didn't I already order your over-sized #2 pencils? Sure... I'll take a look at your Sky Mall Catalogue.

Sky Mall? This is a soul stealing contract.

HA! I already sold my soul to someone else so I'll sign your contract. What do I get for it?

Jams. Lotsa jams. O_O

Me too!

Eh?

Eh. I say okay. To jammes and whatever that brain thing wanted.

I'd ask why she is doing that.

Here, have some tea!

No crumpets? Milk please!

Absolutely smashing!

*presents goblets of milk* O3O

*presents goblets of fire*

*drinks heartily*

... o_O ... I have no comment.

yeah you better not. *drinks more*

I don't need insurance, religion or a vaccum, go away!

How about a vacuum cleaner insured by God? O3O

I'd rather have a God insured by a vacuum. Thanks.

I'd rather have an insurance by God's Vacuums.

I'd rather have a vacuum that cleans up God's messes.

i would be wierded out... btw does this count as rape? should i call 911?!

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