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YOU! Why are you so addicted to art?!

I would ask him kindly for a penny.. And wonder what he is doing in my alley. >:(

Bradd94:
You! Explain Plastic Beach, it sucked!

I dunno, I liked it. Guess they'll have to do better next time.

OT: You! Have a sandwich.

Ah, are you the escort from craigslist?

That would be Darkspectar.

...
Is it possible to get a refund?

Completely. Who would you like instead?

...Any shota boys available?

Sure. Which one do you prefer?

o,o

All of them.

Righto!

*gives the sign order*

Here you go!

sign here please.

Uhh...
*eats*

Jesus Christ, ah f@%&#@& Jesus pony is at my door, quickly, kill it with awesome

Id just shoot you in the face

That look on your face makes me nervous.
*closes door, fast*

Why are you looking down?

I'm watching the ants march.

Ooooooo... Interesting. *watches intently*

*sees them taking a breadcrumb*
They must be raiding those picnicking couples again.

Aye. Oh well. Live and let live yeah?

What? I'm glad their getting raided. Their "love" is killing the atmosphere...

It's okay. It was killing my Deadly Nightshades.

The atmosphere was?

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

No more. No more.

Coffee? Hot chocolate? Something stronger perhaps?

Hot chocolate seems fine. Yeah.

Here ya go. Enjoy it.

Pie?

No, ice cream.

Both?

No, I ate all of the greek letters already.

Tea. Drink it.

Cake. Eat it.

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