Just another brick in the wall. >:o
Is Rebecca Black's number one fan!
Is fighting for the spot of #1 fan.
Is a famous community member of every fan site for every boy band in the last 20 years
Tastier than the average taco.
Has deep-rooted paranoia about being banned and not reaching his long-awaited goal of 100,000 posts
Will be happy when all Escapist servers crash.
Is working on a way to crash the escapist servers (you fiend!)
Will not shed a tear over the loss of the escapist.
Wants to find the computers of every user on the Escapist and destroy them
Has fundraisers for the Westboro Baptist Church
Referred to WWII as a "miscommunication"
It was! Those poor soldiers didn't want to do that, they-
Believes the moon landing was faked by the Illuminati
Believes the moons is a lie.
believe that this world is a lie
Does not believe in life after love.
does not believe in the land before time.
Does not believe in Toy Story. T^T
Once shot a man in Reno just to see him die.
Was the prototype for Claptrap
Is actually a small blue cat in real life masquerading on the internet as a person with a cat avatar
Clubbed baby seals to watch them cry
Is actually a pizza...<.<