...This isn't stuffed. Why aren't you stuffed.
Some sort of sexy ninja maid, I fancy. Hrrrmmm...
...Didn't I return this statue to the pawn shop yesterday?
Somebody somewhere's having a lot of fun right now.
You can stay for as long as you like.
Well, this is...shocking.
Wonder if I slept with the woman or the... I think that's a cow?
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
*flips out of bed*
Owowow. You're giving the sheets static!
What the feckers..... Calm down!!
A psychotic pink pony? I had worst first dates.
Sure why not, could gave been worse.
Oh, hey...wait a minute...oh sheeeee-
*Falls into chasm*
Hmmmm.... Are you some sort of vampire/phantom/zombie/psychopath/sociopath/shitthatwantstohurtme? If not, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :D
What are you supposed to be? A frog? A toad?
I hope I didn't leave too many scratches on you.
How did you fit in the bed?
Why do you always invade my bed, you horrible monster!
I find that I often say the same thing to my cat.
No, no, NO, NO! Holy carp! I'm going to get arrested for zoophilia!
Think of it as the result of a fish pun.
Well, the rules for the forum games say that you shouldn't swear here. I think. I'd better not take any risks.
And you thought that pun was bad? I haven't even gotten started.
Lol...wut? I don't know about you, but from my experience of the forum games, nobody has a problem with swearing.
Also, stop dancing on my bed, you dirty hippie!
No swearing? Shit I've been breaking rules for 4 years now. :O
Hey, Baby? Where did you go? All I see is a pair of glowing eyes... Oh dear God save me!!!
...Wait, you're not that horrible monstrosity that haunts me when I sleep? THERE IS A GOD!!!
What do you look like under that helmet?! Tell me!!! *starts shaking you*
Oh no! A yandere!
Please don't hurt me!
It's a ninja'd hippie! I saw you get ninja'd, don't lie to me! <_< What's worse than a ninja'd hippie lying next to me, is a lying ninja'd hippie lying next to me.
...I don't know what you mean, miss.