False but I enjoy throwing them... The body part that is.
The next poster has had a busy weekend.
False. Lazzzy days.
The next poster is a morning person.
It don't matter
The next person can do tha Fandango
The person below me is an insomniac.
Most of the time, true. But I am a narcaleptic othertimes.
The next person has intentionqlly done something embarrassing in public before.
The person below me is in debt.
True. Emotional Debt ;_;
The person below me thinks that feels bad, man.
Better than financial debt in my opinion
The next person.....HOLY SHART, DID YOU SEE DAT?
The person below me shall never date.
False. It's enjoyable
The next poster has a significant other.
The next poster is my future significant other.
Ummm... False (I'm a past one)
The next poster is MammothBlade's future significant other
False, I need the ladies.
The person below me needs to work on their sneakiness.
True. I'm a clumsy ninja.
The next poster can disappear in a puff of smoke.
The next poster can see me.
True. *Points to Augmented Reality Glasses*
The next poster enjoys eating the souls of stillborn babies.
The next poster enjoys meatballs mixed with curry.
I don't like curry very much. Spaghetti on the other hand
The next person has jizzed in their pants
The next user prefers to hunt only on a full moon.
False. New moon or No moon at all.
The next poster has a date with death tonight.
True. *picks up gun*
The person below me thought that was too far.
False. I don't think it went far enough
The next poster believes that Death should be afraid of them.
False. Death can wait
The next person will set fire to themselves for my amusement
False, I will only slightly singe myself for your amusement.
The next person below me will be incredibly awesome.
The person below me likes capchas.
The next poster knows that captchas give them hints to the true meaning of life.
The person below is devoted to Inglip.
True... Inglip was summoned by my Captchas and now I must serve...
The person below is going to register a .lol domain when they become available.
False. No idea how create a website
The next person has the bomb
True but shhhh >.> <.<
The person below has a secret! :D
I have many
The next person wants a car put into their car
The person below me would drive a car the size of the house quite happily.
False. I won't fit
The next person is unaware of the killer behind them
False, already got him!
The next person enjoys tormenting insects!
FEAR MY ALL MIGHTY BOOT, LESSER BEINGS! D:<
You fear me, YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!