Blatant Lies

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I never screw things up. Especially when they matter most.

This music describes how the world perceives me perfectly.

I'm not reading "Path of the Renegade" right now, nope, not at all.

I didn't just kill a couple dozen zombies with a sledgehammer in a game. Not at all.

I'm not gonna start Let's Playing again this week...

...I'm pretty sure I'm not going to procrastinate on that.

I'm continuing my LP.

I'm not sick of the Mass Effect thread influx.

Seriously, people, continue.

I'm not going to try to lose weight.

FirstToStrike:
I'm not going to try to lose weight.

I'm not there with you, brother.

FirstToStrike:
I'm not going to try to lose weight.

I wish to gain more weight.

I can lose and gain weight. I'm very normal.

I like my stomach's shape <.<

I regularly hop on my pink unicorn and take short jaunts at a canter speed into Central Park, using the pathways to provide a runway for my little Pegasus to begin flying into Earth's orbit, after 20 minutes putting me into it at a geosynchronous pace.

Seems legit.

I easily get out of my depressions with the help of my magical purple chinchilla.

I probably shouldn't shave for that presentation I have to give in a few hours.

I didn't fuck up my last presentation.

Off topic: I knew what I was going to say, but as soon as the time came I choked, forgetting lines and stammering. Good thing my partner was there to keep me right. But I really do hate them, it was the class that put me of. Those staring eyes they make it so uncomfortable, a part of me just wanted to scream "stop fucking staring!"

So yeah I love presentations and public speaking in general.

I don't understand what makes them so hard for some people.

Oh and I have no headache before going to band. I won't need drugs tonight!

My laptop didn't lock up twice when I tried to vote on MM.

Redlin5:
I just hate video games.

Lionsfan:
I've been posting on this thread every day

I hate your avatar.

I replied to your quote in a timely manner to say that I found Error 403

My avatar breaks the internet. My Nephew didn't just turn 6. I didn't give him a toy car from my personal collection.

Redlin5 has a crappy avatar well worth trashing, and is pathetic compared to my greatness. Also I'm muscular, tan, and I memorized the entire periodic table of elements.

Goremocker:
Redlin5 has a crappy avatar well worth trashing, and is pathetic compared to my greatness. Also I'm muscular, tan, and I memorized the entire periodic table of elements.

Your avatar is terrible so take your snarky attitude elsewhere... Punk...

I plan on plan on punching each of you in the face with a stale bag of cheeotos

I know exactly why this thread is fun; It makes us dance! And when I dance, I look like the penguin from happy feet. But don't worry, I'll teach all of you to dance like that too!

My wrists are on fire...

Assuming that's a literal statement, you're definitely a Time Lord. Have fun regenerating!

Now I'm happy. I don't want Tennant back!

Of course I'm a Time Lord. I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out.

Also the latest Unskippable features a game with the most realistic lip synchronization I've seen in years.

I'm not wondering if I should take a day off from my puzzle or not.

My thoughts don't arrive like butterflies.

I know, so I don't chase them away.

I will not begin my life again someday.

Rough hands will lead me away.

The onion is never funny.

Having bipolar disorder will make all your friends be envious of you.

I am a rich man.

I didn't start singing this because of you saying that...

My thread is visible...

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