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I don't miss my extra hour of sleep. | |
I love my school. Love the teachers, especially. | |
I'm not considering going to bed early. | |
I never screw things up. Especially when they matter most. | |
This music describes how the world perceives me perfectly. | |
I'm not reading "Path of the Renegade" right now, nope, not at all. | |
I didn't just kill a couple dozen zombies with a sledgehammer in a game. Not at all. | |
I'm not gonna start Let's Playing again this week... ...I'm pretty sure I'm not going to procrastinate on that. | |
I'm continuing my LP. | |
I'm not sick of the Mass Effect thread influx. Seriously, people, continue. | |
I'm not going to try to lose weight. | |
I'm not there with you, brother. | |
I wish to gain more weight. | |
I can lose and gain weight. I'm very normal. | |
I like my stomach's shape <.< | |
I regularly hop on my pink unicorn and take short jaunts at a canter speed into Central Park, using the pathways to provide a runway for my little Pegasus to begin flying into Earth's orbit, after 20 minutes putting me into it at a geosynchronous pace. | |
Seems legit. | |
I easily get out of my depressions with the help of my magical purple chinchilla. | |
I probably shouldn't shave for that presentation I have to give in a few hours. | |
I didn't fuck up my last presentation. Off topic: I knew what I was going to say, but as soon as the time came I choked, forgetting lines and stammering. Good thing my partner was there to keep me right. But I really do hate them, it was the class that put me of. Those staring eyes they make it so uncomfortable, a part of me just wanted to scream "stop fucking staring!" So yeah I love presentations and public speaking in general. | |
I don't understand what makes them so hard for some people. Oh and I have no headache before going to band. I won't need drugs tonight! | |
My laptop didn't lock up twice when I tried to vote on MM. | |
My avatar breaks the internet. My Nephew didn't just turn 6. I didn't give him a toy car from my personal collection. | |
Redlin5 has a crappy avatar well worth trashing, and is pathetic compared to my greatness. Also I'm muscular, tan, and I memorized the entire periodic table of elements. | |
Your avatar is terrible so take your snarky attitude elsewhere... Punk... | |
I plan on plan on punching each of you in the face with a stale bag of cheeotos | |
I always look forward to getting punched in the face. | |
I know exactly why this thread is fun; It makes us dance! And when I dance, I look like the penguin from happy feet. But don't worry, I'll teach all of you to dance like that too! | |
My wrists are on fire... | |
Assuming that's a literal statement, you're definitely a Time Lord. Have fun regenerating! Now I'm happy. I don't want Tennant back! | |
Of course I'm a Time Lord. I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out. Also the latest Unskippable features a game with the most realistic lip synchronization I've seen in years. | |
I'm not wondering if I should take a day off from my puzzle or not. | |
My thoughts don't arrive like butterflies. I know, so I don't chase them away. I will not begin my life again someday. Rough hands will lead me away. | |
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That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.