Blatant Lies

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My co-workers aren't being jerks. >.<
I'm getting blood work and I can't eat anything. They're taunting me by eating in front of me.

This Pizza tastes so good!

My Harmonix pack from desert bus arrived!

Just give up shipping from Canada is really quick.

The ending to Sly 4 didn't surprise me.

Dr.Susse:
Just give up shipping from Canada is really quick.

Are you nOt waiting for anything?

Evil Smurf:

Dr.Susse:
Just give up shipping from Canada is really quick.

Are you nOt waiting for anything?

I didn't order a LRR logo shirt a while ago and it did not come about four months later.

I started to think it would come.

Dr.Susse:

Evil Smurf:

Dr.Susse:
Just give up shipping from Canada is really quick.

Are you nOt waiting for anything?

I didn't order a LRR logo shirt a while ago and it did not come about four months later.

I started to think it would come.

That's hopefull

Apple is the best company on the planet.

*Chuckles at irony of this post and the poster above*

I am really glad that I can make neither the Escapist Expo nor Espamism uk. They both sound like the worst thing ever.

I love my projects.

Worst new avatar ever.

I really hate Dan, the MediEvil games suck.

I hate the Persona series, so freaking boring...

I don't agree with you! I don't recommend the entire Shin Megami Tensei series.

I HATE JRPGS, WHAT WITH THOSE STUPIDLY HARD GAMES! SCREW PERSONA AND DARK SOULS, THOSE GAMES ARE FOR PUSSIES. REAL MEN PLAY CALL O' DUTY OR BATTLEFIELD!!!!!

TizzytheTormentor:
I really hate Dan, the MediEvil games suck.

I'm never LPing the second game.
The first game was awful and it never deserved a sequel in the first place.

FirstToStrike:
The ending to Sly 4 didn't surprise me.

I won't destroy you if you spoil anything about the game! >.<

Neronium:

TizzytheTormentor:
I really hate Dan, the MediEvil games suck.

I'm never LPing the second game.
The first game was awful and it never deserved a sequel in the first place.

I hope the boxing bit gives you as much grief as it did me.

Very well made.

Neronium:

TizzytheTormentor:
I really hate Dan, the MediEvil games suck.

I'm never LPing the second game.
The first game was awful and it never deserved a sequel in the first place.

I didn't get the PSP remake for cheap on my Vita! I won't play it ever!

Dr.Susse:

Neronium:

TizzytheTormentor:
I really hate Dan, the MediEvil games suck.

I'm never LPing the second game.
The first game was awful and it never deserved a sequel in the first place.

I hope the boxing bit gives you as much grief as it did me.

Very well made.

The boxing game didn't give me an urge to kill...

I've never heard stories about the lever puzzle.

Neronium:

FirstToStrike:
The ending to Sly 4 didn't surprise me.

I won't destroy you if you spoil anything about the game! >.<

I would ruin the experience for you.

Dr.Susse:
Worst new avatar ever.

I disagree, your avatar is completely, utterly stupid. What a horrible game.

I've watched Regular Show, I don't want to!

I don't have a headache right now.... D:

I am not watching Nostalgia Critic!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I've totally never seen that copy-pasta before. Nope, never. It's not like it's as old as the internet itself.

I've seen that many times before.
I venture out on the internet a lot.

Let's never use the internet again.

I hate your avatar. I haven't wanted that game series my entire life.

It's not worth a punt.

Neronium didn't do a LP of the first one, if just watching won't satisfy.

I won't use that copy pasta again

Yathzee is a boring asshole who has almost no idea of quality. :-P

The Jimquisition isn't way better than Extra Credits because his pretentiousness isn't played for laughs, the EC crew haven'y their heads so far up their asses that...that...damn, I can totally think of something witty.

I CAN'T READ.

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