Blatant Lies

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I don't feel like Neonbob.

We are not bored.

EilaliE:
My brain is melting out of my ears.

I blame literal political ants...

I desperately need to put money into the hands of psychopaths.

I got a bone to pick with Bones...

I'd like to join the navy.

I won an AR-15!

I lost every game of tanks I played last night. Horribly!

I did not post this.

Abe was a vampire!

The president is a mummy.

Nothing happened after the Brexit...

I didn't sleep last night.

My pants are made of fire.

There's a warp pipe on page 15.

Page 666 doesn't exist...

FPLOON:
Page 666 doesn't exist...

Your title has pulled through for me.

Redlin5:

FPLOON:
Page 666 doesn't exist...

Your title has pulled through for me.

I don't have a title...

I have no idea who this EilaliE person is. Hmmmm, must be a new blood to the forum games.

I can fly

The Loli is ME!

I don't eat meat.

I knew about DJ Kizzy Rock the whole time...

It's not grossly hot outside by me.

It's too cold outside!

During an interrogation on CSI: Miami, David Caruso asked, "WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAR?!" (It was actually a perfectly-timed storm alert.)

I'm a Father!

Egoraptor's "I'm a sexy baby" is the funniest joke he's ever repeated.

He doesn't lives up to his name...

This thread will never make it past the first page. . .

This thread is DEAD!

I want to hug giant spiders.

This thread won't reach 1000 pages.

I'm 2015's Mod of the Year!

I know exactly what I am doing.

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