Blatant Lies

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Donald Trump will be a great president!

I've got a pretty good feeling about this next month.

Battlefield 1 isn't slow as fuck at loading things sometimes. It isn't so slow at times that it totally isn't faster to quit the game and restart it than to let it load just to get to the main menu.

Fijiman:
Battlefield 1 isn't slow as fuck at loading things sometimes. It isn't so slow at times that it totally isn't faster to quit the game and restart it than to let it load just to get to the main menu.

Now there's a game I took one look at and said, "This has depth, this has replay value. People will still be raving about this months after release."

Barbas:

Fijiman:
Battlefield 1 isn't slow as fuck at loading things sometimes. It isn't so slow at times that it totally isn't faster to quit the game and restart it than to let it load just to get to the main menu.

Now there's a game I took one look at and said, "This has depth, this has replay value. People will still be raving about this months after release."

I didn't just get off it because I have friends I can play it with and wasn't getting tired of being killed every five seconds.

Dirt Rally is easy.

I don't want to sleeeeep.

I am not extremely annoyed with the poor performance of my internet connection currently.

I wish I had satellite internet.

I am older than everyone here put together and doubled.

We need more civil wars.

I have not returned.

I don't remember who you are.

Also, Kanye is in perfect mental health

I'd vote Kanye.

That civil conversation about gender and race relations was terrible!

I don't think we'll see nuclear war in our time.

I haven't returned yet again!

dalek sec:
I haven't returned yet again!

Go away.

Headsprouter:
Go away.

I claim his lobes.

Barbas:

I claim his lobes.

Children in Africa could have eaten those lobes.

Headsprouter:
Children in Africa could have eaten those lobes.

I ate them too. They were moreish.

The store I work at didn't sell boxes of twinkies for 10 cents.

I am now severely unprepared for the post-apocalyptic currency system

See those kids? *points*

They want me to play.

This won't all end in tears, and it won't be worth it.

I am Potato Man, seeker of worlds.

I never left.

I was born in light...moulded by it.

I love my life.

I hate my wife.

Suicide is always an option

I can hear the seductive call of Cheddar.

Cheesus Christ is scheduled to arrive at 3:20 PM, December 21st

My dad works for capcom

My brother works for Steam so enjoy being banned losers haha.

I am made of jello.

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