Secretly wishes for a pet walrus that talks.

VaudevillianVeteran:
A pet pig.

A pet pig??? Haha, not all Irish people are farmers :P

Secretly wishes for a world without stereotypes....

Pinkie-Pie-Party:

A pet pig??? Haha, not all Irish people are farmers :P

Secretly wishes for a world without stereotypes....

I had no idea that you were Irish, just wrote the first thing that came to mind. XD

A life time supply of salmon.

VaudevillianVeteran:

I had no idea that you were Irish, just wrote the first thing that came to mind. XD

A life time supply of salmon.

Haha, I know, I didn't take it seriously :)

Secretly wishes for a sixth finger on their left hand...

Pinkie-Pie-Party:

Haha, I know, I didn't take it seriously :)

Secretly wishes for a sixth finger on their left hand...

Last thing I want is a bad impression when meeting someone new. ;3

Wishes for a giant turtle named Barry.

VaudevillianVeteran:

Last thing I want is a bad impression when meeting someone new. ;3

Wishes for a giant turtle named Barry.

No worries, and you're right, a turtle named Barry would be awesome :D

Secretly wishes to make a bad first impression when meeting someone new...

Wishes for a magic espionage box.

Wishes that comment had flown under the radar, but my espionage box picked up on it

Wishes that he didn't have to murder me now. XD

I do, I really do, but sorry, it's your time :)

Secretly wishes that my avatar and username could get along in a sane world...

Secretly wishes that I was a miracle worker. XD

Secretly wishes they were a miracle worker :D

For green eggs and ham!

Wishes to be a boyscout.

For a warmer heart.

MammothBlade:
Secretly wishes for a gnome.

Only if I get Gnome Chompski.

Secretly wishes for a series of awesome adventures from which you become filthy, stinking rich.

The person below me secretly wishes so be a robot.

Secretly wishes to start a different thread if they're going to try and change the rules. B(

Secretly wishes to change the rules themselves...

Secretly wishes to be Snake's sidekick.

Fijiman:
Secretly wishes to be Snake's sidekick.

I do not wish to be Raiden, thank you very much :P

Secretly wishes that the sky were purple and the sea orange...

For a giant pet squirrel named Blinky.

To be Agatha Christy.

For a full English breakfast this very instant...

Pinkie-Pie-Party:

Fijiman:
Secretly wishes to be Snake's sidekick.

I do not wish to be Raiden, thank you very much :P

Secretly wishes that the sky were purple and the sea orange...

I meant Snake's newer and cooler sidekick.

OT: For a dinner fit for a king. Tomorrow.

MammothBlade:
Secretly wishes to become a dentist.

I don't think I take good enough care of my own teeth to be trusted with someone else's.

For more flames in the background.

Secretly wishes to brush someone's little sister's teeth in a very suggestive manner.