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^ I don't know what that is, but for a quarter that a really good find.

< Found a really cool Nerf gun(probably broken) and an old customizable lightsaber(sadly without the extras) for $2 a piece at Goodwill yesterday.

V Also shops at thrift stores and yard sales.

^ Being smart with money gets us so far in life.
< The book includes Interview with a Vampire and Queen of the Damned; surely you've heard of one movie or the other, right?
v Never heard of "The Vampire Lestat", though.

^ Over here we'd call them charity shops and car boot sales, and not in a long time.

< Should really poke around in used book shops and charity shops though. It's always potentially interesting.

v ERBAL REMEDIES.

^ Did you know that homeopathic medicine that works is just called medicine

< SCIENCE!

V Check for traps?

^ It would have helped the Wet Bandits plenty.
< Home Alone 3 was a guilty pleasure of my childhood.
v Is there anyone who doesn't like the first movie?

^ Well I remember loving it as a kid.

< After acquiring new equipment and trying again, I have discovered the only answer is to continually throw myself at this boss. EDIT: I DID IT AND I'M STILL CLEANING THE ROOM OF JIZZ

v Has a humorous visual analogy.

^So me and my Spanish friend were walking when suddenly he was shot......I ran to him and asked "Mate what happened!?" He replied "Jacob......Jacob I saw a bacon tree.....I was shot by a bacon tree." Shaken I cried as he died in my arms. For it was not a bacon tree; it was a ham-bush.

<.....

V Is not amused.

^ I'm not in the mood for your tomfoolery.

< I'll just keep telling myself that casket I lost due to pure stupidity had contents of no more than 100k value.

v Poo-head.

^ Well....my hair is brown.

< Yay.....

V Critical Miss has been cancelled.

^ image

< Yard sale time.

V Explodes pants often.

^ only after a bean curry.

< If it doesn't burn on the way out you haven't tried hard enough.

V Hus firma Pride!

^ u wot

< I took some bait, and in retrospect it was extremely obvious and I went about it in the worst possible way.

v Grrr. Arrg. I am silly. Etc.

^eep Boo boo beep bop!

< My life for Aiur

V The ace of blades!

^ I don't get it.

< Playing some Tanks.

V Is really behind on something.

^ enemy territory

< Proud defender of Broncos Territory

V Welcome to Dehaka Park! (love the Jurassic Park references in this one!)

^ Meh.

< Could have really used something to smash a while ago.

V Do you have a really nice stick?

^ Will you settle for being linked to a Styx song on Youtube?
< Just watched Rock & Rule.
v Thinks I made a typo.

^ I think you're back.

< Remember that YouTube advert that started with the phrase "let's suppose"? God. Something about that string of syllables makes me mentally gag every time I hear it.

v "Could care less".

^ Only because I care so much.
< Worst of all was those 6-minute unskippable (sans refresh) ads about stupid shit like make-up tutorials.
v Delightfully greeting your viewers by referring to them as the website that hosts you loses all charm when those viewers were forced to watch stupid shit they either don't care about or actively despise.

^ HEY YOT00B

< WHAT IS UP GUYS

v WELCOME BACK WOLFPACK

^ What?

< Blarg.

V Why aren't the dinosaurs responding to my calls?

^ perhaps the machine didn't copy the resonating chamber correctly?

< Welcome to Broncos Territory!

V Legend Legend Legendary Legends!

^ Jurassic Park 3 is the best guilty pleasure OF ALL TIME.
< That there's no other competing franchise that takes dinosaurs seriously is a damn crime.
v Next movie, Owen rides Blue like a horse. PLEASE!

^ who is Owen? and who or what is Blue?

< murlawllawllawl!

V I have a PHD in PVP! It's that Voodoo that you do-do!

^ Even though the script is one big pile of shit, you owe it to yourself to watch Jurassic World.
< Edited the previous post to include a very critical "no".
v When Dad & I watched Spaceballs together for the first time, he pointed out that the host in the diner is the same actor as in Alien, hence "Not again!"; when I said I'd never seen it (because neither of us had it on DVD until years later and it never airs on broadcast), he said "You poor thing."
> Then when he walked in as I was watching this video, I said it was referencing that same diner scene and he had no idea what I was talking about.

^ Nice.

< I just got the first two Alien movies yesterday on DVD for a bit over $5.

V Blarg.

^


< Staring at an Island whale wallpaper
V Bored enough to keep this going

^ Only reason why I come here.

< Surely there is something I should be doing...

V Also should be doing something better.

^ I'll be attending my second-gen cousin's concert tomorrow.
< Has a literal army of extended family; that's what Catholic grandparents will get me.
v But cousin Mathew shares my other grandparents.

^ Winner takes all.

< Feeling quite zen today. Working hard and plenty of time.

v Do you think the integer that represents chill rolls over once it passes 256, this being the secret of monks, they get so chill that they lose their chill?

^ What?

< Would love to have some stable income right now.

V Blargs into the night.

^ In space, there is only night.
< Is in space because I killed the world, and will now make another one from continents and oceans of other planets.
v Would like to hear about more Mad Max crossover ideas with cartoons.

^ Well more mad max is a good thing.

< Get those Aussie voice actors paid!

V Non indulgent chocolate?

^ white, dark, or milk?

< the eye of the storm

V

^ Everything in that movie looked faaaaaaaaaaaaake!
< The spiky shield was plastic, the waterfall was chuggy, the hero's heroics were lies, and the dragon was 90's CGI.
v Doesn't care, had dragons.

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