A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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Aw, don't blow it up! I like this dimension! Here, have a pineapple!

I...
...
Hate...
...
Pineapple!

*Goes into a rage and kicks it to the moon.*

*sees Shaun making a fuss*

*uses it as an excuse to start looting*

I HAVE SAND BETWEEN MY CLAWS!!!

*kicks sand into everyone's faces in a fit of rage*

Ok then...

I really feel like blowing this place up again.

*Pulls out detonator again and waves it around like a mad man and drops it in the pool*

Crap... can anyone find that?

No, I like this dimension, stop trying to blow it up! Can't we all just loot like we always do?

Loot eh?

*looks around*

I found a surfboard... And a guy claiming it's his.

@Karcentric: Will you use fire, cutting, or the judas cradle?

None, I'll just beat him to death with MY new surfboard.

*proceeds to attack man as he runs away*

*Starts chilling on a poolside bed.*

Someone get me a coconut!

*Points at all*

STOP MAKING NICE THINGS BAD

After dozing off to the sight of a group of odd individuals drinking from the pool, dismissing it as an obvious lesson to hold back on drink this evening, I wake to the sound of of hysteria as a guest I vaguely remember from the night before is chased by an apparent madman who has appropriated his surfboard. Hah, never liked the damn fool anyway.

Surveying the chaos around the pool area, as well as the strange wooden stick and bizarre cartoon-like detonator in the pool, I decide it would be best to play friendly, for now, and offer the most sane looking one already settled on the bed next to mine some of the local brew. Hopefully the appeal for kitschy coconut pina coladas blended with skooma extends to all of the, hah, new guests.

*Get's Shaun a coconut* Nice things are nice!

*runs to pool and jumps holding surfboard to my feet*

*trips Karcentric into the pool* HAW HAW!

I need a drink...

47% of all shenanigans are cause by US!

96% of all alcohol related shenanigans are caused by the Irish! *drinks excessively*

*Drinks coconut*

And these apparently kill more people then sharks. 0_0

Hmph, damn visitors can't even handle their drinks. Not like that's a bad thing, considering most of it went last night. *Grabs remaining beverages*

Captcha: Big kahuna burger. I like the sound of that! To the buffet! Before its all gone!

*runs to buffet to nom food*

WE MUST GO TO OLYMPUS AND CRUSH THE GODS!

Lili's staring at the mirror wondering why she has so beautiful face.

No Taco...
No...

We don't crush Gods, we crush food!

Why can't we do both?

I HAVE CHAINS ON MY ARM, I WOULD PREFER USING THEM

Well I see no Gods except yourself...

So... yeah, unless you want to die... I suggest kill food. Or ruin Tissy's buffet time?

THAT'S WHY WE MUST GO TO OLYMPUS

*Sits down and chugs energy drinks while lifting weights*

Fine... you are so aggressive lately.

Are you going through puberty!?

*stands up and brushes self off*

Who said something about crushing gods? Let's do this!

*slams fist into buffet, sending food everywhere*

My Dinner! Nooooo!

*Flys into a Krogan Bloodrage*

@T0ad: No don't do that, your voice doesn't sound right for raging! (I heard your voice on episode 3... and I watched all of it)

I think we should...

One. Work off this food debt.
Two. Then crush the food God to make him give us more food!

Ok, so we are gonna go kill some gods? Bye nice dimension *steps through portal*

Work off a debt? Are you insane? Let's just leave and kill a god! Come on Taco... IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!!!!1

*pushes group into portal before jumping in*

Ok then... what God are we fighting today!?

Gods according to Taco...my body is ready...

StormShaun:
@T0ad: No don't do that, your voice doesn't sound right for raging! (I heard your voice on episode 3... and I watched all of it)

It sounds different when I'm angry XD

Not as cool as a Krogan's sadly, But not stupid! :P

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