"I want something to drink. Like beer! S'il vous plaît?" asked Charlotte to Laura.
"I don't have any..."
Scarlet flintches, "Could you put on some desent clothing, before I feel the urge to rape you?"
She turns to Berethor, "Its a board game. A simple board game, one all about words. Accept it, and your problems will disappear, every single one of them. Gone, poof! Just accept the duel, and reap the rewards."
Doctor Com turns to Winona, "Well, it started when I began my travels across the multiverse. The multiverse is... well... confusing, large, sprawling. It has more worlds then anything you could ever imagine. Now, understand that many of these worlds spawn from sorta... 'seed' worlds, worlds that imagined them up, created them. I still did not know this. Nor did I know Ferdinand made it so that, one day, I would be fit to travel the multiverse. The point is, I was ignorant. Then, one day, Ferdinand appeared at my doorstep. I was confused, then he said something, just three words that changed my life.
'I need help.'
I asked with what, and he said saving the multiverse. You see, I came from a universe where SOPA never existed, so I didn't know about that. He told me that I could go wherever I wanted, anywhere, anywhen. I, naturally, accepted, being curios. He brought me to his home, and gave me a choice of weapons to tempt to attack the US with. I went with an odd box, labeled 'box-o-memes.' I told him I wanted to use that. Then, I asked him the nature of the threat, And he told me this: "The goverment of one world is going to pass a law, and it threatened to remove entire universes from existence. Among them were a species of cat called LOLcats. They assisted me in attempting to destroy the US. I, with the help of the internet and LOLcat kind destroyed the US government, multiple cities, and pretty much the entire USA. Ferdinand then folded that world over into the 'Trunk' Timeline, causing every senator to have a nightmare all about that. They vetoed the bill, and the universe known as the internet survived. I was renowned for a while, and went down in LOLcat lore as 'DOCTA OV TEH COMS.' Pretty soon, everyone called me Doctor Com. When it was time to create a name for myself, I called myself Doctor Com. That's pretty much it. I'm not a real doctor."
OOC: Did someone say "Beer?"!!!:
OMG HUGE WALL OF TEXT AFTER I POST.
OoC: Um, how did they hear him when he's away at the store with the 3 J's?
OoC: Nevermind, I'll edit it....
OoC: Is Zeph still there?
"Oh my! Sounds like you've been through quite a lot of worlds." She gasped. "Just like me! I've been to many worlds myself."
"...I told you not to bother explaining the game. I still refuse. Why would you think I would accept your challenge? Why should I believe any promises you make?" Berethor said firmly.
OoC: Ya Internet trouble but now I'm back sorry about that
"Alright... I'll try..."
Doctor Com shrugged, "I doubt you've been to to as many worlds that I have in my three billion year time of existing."
Ferdinand walks to Berethor, "Well, a duel based on scrabble is proboably one of the most enforced duels. Break a duel made on a game of scrable, you can, and WILL, Die a slow, painful death, in such a way you will want to scream, but you can't."
Scarlet nodded, "Yeah, I might hate the law, but even I know better then to break a duel made on a game of scrabble. Breaking such a promise would be like saying 'fuck you' to god while raping the virgin mary before his eyes, then proceding to maul his favorite dog to death, send his angels to hell, and dancing on Jesus's grave. Or walking into Mordor without pants. You can, it would just result in a fate far FAR FAR FAR FAR worse then death."
OOC: Ya I saw Gear, thanks =D
"Thats the spirit." Laguna stood up. "I say that we wait for Jin to find some drinks, then we go back to camp and just relax until the next time someone tries to murder us."
Winona giggled "Hahahaha! I guess so. And that was quite a story you told."
"Once again, your claims mean nothing to me." Berethor said. He was growing tired of this, and was contemplating just walking away.
Jin approaches Jio and Joe. "Ready to go?"
"Yeah, I guess so, Jin. Let's head back to camp."
The group checks out and Jio pays. He apparently has plenty of money. "Where did you get all that?"
"Hey, I use to lead an entire village. I have my ways to make money. Not all of them perfectly legal..."
OOC@Slenn: I like your use of Touhou by the way =P
Scarlet blinked, "You honestly doubt what happends to people who break promises made on the scrabble board... Imagine the worst fate you can imagine... then multiply it by ten billion... nowhere near the fate I would have in store..."
Ferdinand nodded, "Its true, take it from someone who has to enforce the rules."
Doctor Com halfheartedly smiled, "Yeah..." He sighed, "Can you give me a hug, I could use it right about now..."
Laguna followed Jio and Jin back to the group. "So, what'cha get?"
"I'm finished with this." Berethor said as he shook his head and started to walk away.
"Hey Laura. Remember that one Halloween when you came in dressed as Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
Charlotte deploys a picture "I made this for you!"
OOC: @Zeph. Thanks XD Touhou 6 was the hardest god damn game I've ever played.
"Do you guys need any help carrying any of that?"
OoC@Slenn: Lol no problem!
Scarlet flintches, "Fine..." She says, and walks off.
Ferdinand whisles, "Wow... You do realize you just backed away from a duel, so you just let go of your best chance of getting rid of that arm... Just hope you never enter a universe in the internet region, because then you'll be in for hell."
Doctor Com looks at Wiona, "Can you give me a hug..." He said, a tear in his eye.
OoC: @ALL: apparently everybody enjoys hugs....
"I care not." Berethor said to Ferdinand coldly.
"Awwww! Of course you can have a hug!" She comes over to Dr Com and hugs him with all her might.
OoC: @Rosh: Everybody needs hugz. :3
OoC: @ALL: apparently everybody enjoys hugs....
I'm sad because it's pretty unlikely that Berethor will ever get a hug...Well except from EMily...
OOC: Joe hasn't gotten a hug in a while >.>
OoC: @Outis: I can fix that.....
With the anime show done, the TV dematerializies. The girls start looking around... and then Charlotte sees Berethor.
She sneaks over to him, keeping very very quiet...
Ferdinand looks to Him, "And the fact that any denizen of the internet will hate you upon sight..."
He hugs Berethor, "I feel sorry for you, because chances are, your home will be brutally ruined by trolls.
Doctor Com takes the hug, and continues crying, "Why... Robert... Why..."
Returning to the group, "So do we have to cook on my sword again or does someone have a better idea?"
Jio puts down the groceries. "Why did I have to carry all of it?"
"Well, I'm cooking and I did all the shopping."
"I got a place you can cook." Joe walked over to his portal. "Omega Joe once made pancakes for Renlen here, it should be big enough."