Science Officially Stomps All Hope of Dinosaur Cloning

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Science fails us again. T.T

And I've had dinosaurs stuck in my head all week, ever since seeing the T-Rex wannabe in Resident Evil 6. Dammit...

Although they may not be able to get a complete sample, It might be possible that enough genetic information may exist even after all that break down to give a clue on how to genetically build a dinosaur from scratch.

One simply needs to extrapolate modern Genetic relatives to dinosaurs to their prehistoric cousins using comparisons of key differences to the incomplete dinosaur Genes compared to the complete versions found in their modern counterparts.

In other words: "Find out where this gene would sit on a modern animal, and then insert it into that spot." So that a chicken becomes a Pseudo-Dinosaur.

Well, woolly mammoths may very well be on the way, so I'll take that. Then maybe we'll get smilodons or sabertooth tigers. Who knows? That, in and of itself, would be freaking awesome.

As for dinos, I mean, what's stopping us from looking at chicken or finch or sparrow DNA and just reverse-engineer it until we get to a spine-covered, toothy and carnivorous horror? Maybe a few centuries of scientific and technological development, yeah, but beyond that?

Nothing!

Well, there's still hope for mad-science, Hitler died only a few decades ago. Seems like a good place to turn to now that Nazis riding a T-rex isn't possible.

At least we have super cold superconducter generated levitation. That's pretty cool.

Probably for the best. It is very likely that if cloned, dinosaurs would soon become so mainstream, idiots like Paris Hilton would put sweaters on them and carry them around in their purses, while idiots like Lady Gaga would make hats out of them. It is also likely that US government would deploy them in Afghanistan or use them to invade Iran.

Adam Jensen:
Probably for the best. It is very likely that if cloned, dinosaurs would soon become so mainstream, idiots like Paris Hilton would put sweaters on them and carry them around in their purses, while idiots like Lady Gaga would make hats out of them. It is also likely that US government would deploy them in Afghanistan or use them to invade Iran.

5 gold says it would only take half a nanosecond until a T-rex lost it because of all the T-rex memes making fun of its arms and start vandalizing the place.

But really, dinosaurs? I do remember the hype around the time of JP's, yes, but all in all I don't know what the fuss is about...

Thank fuck for that.

The Jurassic franchise is overhyped and terrible, so us not being able to clone dinosaurs is a good thing for all intents and purposes.

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