Conan’s Clueless Gamer Takes On GTA V

Fortunately his erection broke his fall.

Yes, it’s the Clueless Gamer flirting with strippers, in Grand Theft Auto V. It’s not like Conan O’Brien hasn’t held a controller – sweaty or otherwise – once or twice in his life, and it’s beginning to show. His driving has improved, and he sometimes hits what he aims at. It’s a pity he chooses to bring a missile firing helicopter to a strip club fight; it doesn’t end well for the chopper. Twice. But the second time was a bit of a cheat; that bouncer was tougher than he seemed.

You have to wonder whether Conan’s beginning to enjoy himself more than a truly Clueless gamer would. He gives this one a completely meaningless review score, as is only right and proper, but then killing members of a motorcycle gang for no reason is also meaningless, so there you go.

Grand Theft Auto V is out now, for PS3 and Xbox 360. Just try not to get stabbed, shot by the cops or snort any fake cocaine when you make your purchase.

Source: Team Coco