Blatant Lies

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 481 482 483 484 485 486 487 488 489 . . . 1000 NEXT
 

I'm not hoping Red's surgery goes well.

Me neither, hope it goes horribly wrong so we can laugh at him. D:

Redlin5:
I'm not leaving for oral surgery soon. D:

Awesome. Bad luck to you, sir!

Worst of luck to ya mate! :D

I hate this damn song:

So do I. I regret ever hearing it and putting it on my iPod.

This isn't the 17000th post on this thread. This thread does not exist. I'm a rock man.

You stole that post! D:

Arrest him!

*arrests you* You are under arrest for being too good to be true.

*resists arrest*

FUCK YOU COPPER

*jumps out of window, undoes cuffs and jumps into corvette*

*blows up the Lamborghini*

Oops.

*drives off and vanishes into dimension 892389128432920101-321235*

Isn't that the dimension of the giant worms? >.>

*static*

*is now white noise*

Well I didn't lose one hundred bucks on one damn spinner.

Well that's bloody good news.

Couldn't be worse.
I didn't have fun though.

Even more depressing to hear. >:o

I'm thrilled that downloading the Guild Wars 2 beta client is nerfing my internet speed. D:

That's fantastic news! I love it when that happens. =D

Someone remembered to pay the internet and telephone bills, so I wasn't left without internet for the past few days :D

And I see that the Escapist isn't freaking out today either.

I know, it looks so normal.

i don't think the new yaaaahzeeeeeeeeee review made escapist's servers crash

Today is not Wednesday.

It's not going to be Thursday for me soon. >.>

Your timezone is a long way away, which I am happy for.

I'm not sleepy :@

Aye. You wouldn't be. :P

pyramid head grape:
I'm not sleepy :@

DON'T YOU DARE SWITCH BACK TO FIRO!

Redlin5:

pyramid head grape:
I'm not sleepy :@

DON'T YOU DARE SWITCH BACK TO FIRO!

I lied It's forever! :D

Sucked in Redlin you didn't win the background contest.

Dr.Susse:
Sucked in Redlin you didn't win the background contest.

It was all me! ME ME ME! It was my amazing talent and my ability to win over people to my thread that did it! I AM THE BEST!

My ego is swollen and needs puncturing.

Don't vote for the other entries, all of them suck.

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 481 482 483 484 485 486 487 488 489 . . . 1000 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here