If you ever wanted to see Hulk Hogan flash his junk while doing his best Notorious B.I.G. impression as “The Mouth of the South” Jimmy Hart and his daughter Brooke look on, well, your big moment is at hand.
I don’t even know where to begin. Somebody, somewhere, decided that it’d be an all-around swell idea to have pro wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, his daughter Brooke and famously jumpy manager Jimmy Hart get together for a Def Jam Rapstar ad that begins awkwardly and spirals ever downward until it culminates with the Hulkster flashing his package at the camera. Twice.
I will say that again: This is a Def Jam Rapstar ad in which Hulk Hogan feloniously exposes himself.
I can’t even begin to fathom what sort of dark forces are responsible for this. I don’t know why someone would think that Hulk Hogan whipping out the Little Hulkster – while his daughter was standing next to him! – would be a good way to sell videogames. All I know is, this is just creepy as hell.
Seriously, Hulk. Cree-hee-heepy.