We have what may or may not be exclusive access to the actual, real and not-at-all fake (unless it is) Man of Steel stinger.
Okay, fine, no, this is not the real Man of Steel stinger – a stinger, for those unfamiliar with the term, being the short video clip that plays after a movie’s credits roll, like the shawarma scene at the end of The Avengers – but it probably should be. Putting together a team is the thing to do, after all.
More to the point, it asks some very good questions. Why is it the Justice League, anyway? Why not the Justice Squad? Or the Justice Bunch? What about the Justice Society? Wait, no, not that one. I do like the Justice Bunch, though. It’s got a funky ring to it. And who’s paying for all this stuff? Orbital bases don’t come cheap, you know.
Man of Steel, in case you’ve forgotten, opens in theaters across the U.S. today.