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Right now, there are completed movies sitting on studio shelves, yet to be released. Why? Because it’s not the right season.

Hollywood runs its release schedule on a season-by-season setup that’s predicated on longstanding assumptions about who will be most likely to spend free time at a theater and when. This doesn’t just decide when things come out; because space is finite it also plays a role in deciding what gets made in the first place, and is also why certain film critics get into moods about slow release periods.

Understanding this can offer an insight into why your viewing options on a given weekend are what they are. Since we’re currently in one of those aforementioned slow release periods, here’s a quick and easy breakdown of how it basically works, courtesy moi.

Summer

Once upon a time, Summer wasn’t that big of a deal for movie theaters or any indoor business. Outdoor drive-in theaters did brisk business, but because they were mainly being used as a teenage hookup excuse, the movies didn’t have to be especially consequential (or expensive), and while younger children were out of school, they weren’t expected to have their own money. “Kiddie Matinees” – day-length events comprised of low-budget family fare, cartoons, and so forth, were set up by individual theaters but weren’t necessarily part of the big studio’s revenue stream.

This slowly began to change in the mid-1950s with the advent of indoor air-conditioning, but it really took off in the 70s as the concept of “kids have money now” dawned on Hollywood and Star Wars ushered in the blockbuster era. Today, Summer is Hollywood’s cash cow, the period when the most profitable demographics have the most time to attend the most movies. Studios trip all over one another to make space for what are now called “tentpoles” – moneymaking mega-productions that (literally) “hold up the tent” by covering the expense of everything else the studio wants to do.

Granted, there is such a thing as “counter-programming,” wherein a movie that might seem more suited to another season gets released in the Summer on the premise that it might stand out, but that’s been known to backfire as often as it works out. With rare exception, Summer is the season of big-budget genre movies and family fare; the only thing that’s managed to change recently is that the season is actually getting longer. The first “Summer Movies” are now expected to bow in what is technically still late spring. The Avengers, expected to be one of the biggest Summer Movies of 2012, will bow in May, for example.

Fall

Fall is Awards Season, primarily because “Awards Movies” are presumed to be aimed mainly at folks over 35 and Fall is when they are presumed to have time outside of work/home that isn’t taken up by the hustle of the winter holidays. It’s also because the Oscar voting pool is kind of ancient and are expected to not remember anything they saw for more than four months, so films hoping to take home a Little Gold Man want to come out just before year’s end.

This is when you get the bulk of your “prestige pictures” – films not necessarily expected to make big money but to be remembered as enduring conversation pieces down the line. This will also be the point where films that were only ever designed to impress attendees at film festivals earlier in the year will make their obligatory awards-qualifying theatrical runs, thanks to the widely-available schedule space; and when niche independents (self-financed bookings, religious films, agenda-backed political “documentaries”) will get their shot.

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Because it’s still a few months before the year really ends, there’s also room for what used to be called “B-movies” but are now called “lower-budget Summer movies crowded out of the actual Summer.” Did you make a Summer Action Flick but your lead star is Jason Statham or Milla Jovovich as opposed to Nicholas Cage or Angelina Jolie? Well, welcome to Fall. By the same token, it’s also the presumed roost for “Summer-ish” big movies that look just offbeat or unusual enough to be mistaken for arthouse fare. This year’s model is Tarsem Singh’s (supposedly ridiculously violent) Olympian God-War opus Immortals,set to bow on 11/11/11 (no, gamers, the rest of the world will not be shutting down to help you celebrate Skyrim.)

Oh, and lest we forget, Fall includes Halloween Month (previously known as “October”), which means that a handful of lucky horror films get to escape the straight-to-DVD ghetto for a shot at the big time (especially now that the Saw series is no longer hogging the month). This is followed by Thanksgiving in November, which used to be the last day anyone wanted to release a movie because it was assumed that everyone would be busy with their families, but is now a coveted spot because someone in Hollywood figured out that by the time evening rolls around and the plates are all scraped clean a substantial number of people are now looking for something to do away from their families (or, failing that, something to send the still-energetic children off to while the grownups work through their turkey comas).

Winter

In Hollywood, Winter is treated as “grownup Summer” – this is when the blockbusters aimed at audiences who aren’t exclusively physically or psychologically 13 (“based on the graphic novel” becomes “based on the Oprah Book Club bestseller”) are expected to come out.

In recent years, the same “what to do after family time” effect that’s taken hold of Thanksgiving has also taken care of “The Christmas Season,” leading to a singularly strange grouping of releases wherein only two kinds of movies seem to come out around the 25th of December: The one big movie expected to be the “Christmas Blockbuster,” and a bunch of blockbuster-“esque” movies that are presumed to be bombs-waiting-to-happen being summarily dumped in the void.

Spring

It’s too early for the bigger blockbusters, way too early for prestige pictures and not even snowy enough for a holiday hit. So what do you do?

If you’re Hollywood, you just keep moving the start date for Summer further and further back – though Spring does seem to be a burgeoning field for the release of mid-level family films, no doubt on the assumption that they’ll then be on DVD just in time for mid-summer family car trips.

Those are your Movie Seasons. If nothing else, it’s almost humbling to note that even one of the most high-tech of entertainment businesses are still beholden to something as basic as weather.

Bob Chipman is a film critic and independent filmmaker. If you’ve heard of him before, you have officially been spending way too much time on the internet.

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