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Stay Abreast of This Titillating Indie Fighting Game

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Warriors of Elysia, the sequel to 2002’s Bikini Karate Babes, is probably the most gratuitous fighting game you will see in 2010.

In 2002, Creative Edge Studios made Bikini Karate Babes, a tongue-in-cheek fighter that poked fun at modern fighting game conventions seen in games like Soul Calibur and Dead or Alive: Fully clothed guys and girls fighting in lingerie.

Now here we have the trailer for Warriors of Elysia, and it’s … I’m sorry, I don’t even know. I have no idea how to describe this game. It’s digitized sprites a la early Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game, and everything about it is ridiculous.

Though it says something about me that the thing I find most objectionable about this is that there is a character named Venus and one named Aphrodite. Clearly, Creative Edge doesn’t know its Greco-Roman mythology.

You can preorder Warriors of Elysia for Ā£14.95 on Direct2Drive), but why would you want to? You’d be online by definition, and it’s not like you can’t find boobs elsewhere online.

(Via RPS)

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