I left you because......

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I left cause I'm tired of you and your tacos and trying to destoy Gotham City! D:

I left you because you tried to kill everyone.

I left you because you shot yourself!

You're cheating on me.

You cheated on me first!

I just evened the playing field!

I left you because you were cheating on your cheater!

I left you because you changed!

I left you because you're vengeful.

I left you because you won't give me your soul!

I left you because you keep leaving the toliet seat up!!

You cost too much.
Dragons love money more than companionship.

I left you because you set fire to the rain!

I left you because you made my house disorderly!

I left you for reasons I am too upset to say!

I left you...

BECAUSE I LOVE MERCIA MORE

I left you...

BECAUSE YOU LOVE MERCIA MORE

I left you...

BECAUSE YOU'RE A HIPPY

I left you so I could do the things that hippy's do... whatever the hell those things are?

I left you because you attended Woodstock and vomited in places where vomit should never go

I left you because I cannot follow a nation that has a man who wishes to destroy Big Bird...

i left you because of your drinking habits.

I left you because you keep pulling out my feathers!

I left you because those feathers are all over the couch AGAIN!?

I left you because you don't watch the only news source that reports the TRUTH!

FOX News!

I left you because you keep haunting sewers.

I left you because you won't let me use the mannequins..

I left you because you keep changing your look.

I left cause you never asked if I was happy! D:

I left you because you tried to kill everything...
That's my job!

I left you because there's a GIANT SPIDER BEHIND YOU

I left you because my kill count tally is higher.

I left you because you can't handle me selling out

I left you because you constantly left the bathroom tap running for no reason

I left you because you kept turning off the bathroom taps.

I left you because I love your cowboy hat too much

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