If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

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For a gif that is liek..........what.

For having clouds behind you! HOW DARE YOU

You have profanity in your avatar! It should have been interrupted faster!

For not being quick enough and letting me ninja ye! :D

Why do you ask? I do not need to justify myself for defending the world from ninja Zigzagoons!

Eh. Not hit him yet this week.

To counteract his with a FISTBUMP!

I don't like your face.

For being on my Escapist background.

That's where I've seen your name before...

For flashing me with his avatar. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!

For flashing his obviously counterfeit card at me.
Silly Doctor, there's no card with a 3 and clover leaf in uno!

Because his avatar's text is still too small.

Because I'm his mother!

Because I want to steal his top hat.

Because of SHORNS!!!(That was like the first thing that I thought when I saw the red text in the middle of your avatar....deal with it)

Because he attacked this turn!

Because I suffer from restless fist syndrome.

Because I like it when the red water comes out.

Because I don't want competition in the hat department.

Because he's making me think. Pls to stahp.

Because he's bad at thinking, and more pain might help.

Too pink. It's invading my macho aura.

Not enough red obviously.


I just watched cat videos, sorry, had to hit something, it's the rules.

I needed to know whether this was real or I was just dreaming.

Because I don't like ostriches

Because I have perfect aim. How else would I hit such a skilled peppy acrobat?

I'm insecure and need to feel big.

I have unresolved issues regarding ostriches due to an incident at a zoo when I was 5.

Why are birds so horrible. I hate them! I was chased all around the... Ahem. I mean he attacked me first and I was justified in defending my person.

...birds *shudders*

Because I don't understand what you are.

Hey! You calling me mysterious? I'll have you know I'm plenty bland!

*charges at with a wuffle bat*

I'd hit him because he looks like a fucking creepy clown AND I HATE CLOWNS.

Because Trevor is a bad man

Because you're heavily into that kinda thing.

For having eyebrows.

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