What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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Hates the enviroment.

Is a midget who glued a pair of cat ears to his head and painted himself blue

Raids farms at night.

Overdosed on sniffing Sharpies and is in a dream-like haze

Will die of cloud cancer.

Has an addiction to umbrellas.

Is an umbrella

Actually doesn't need that eyepatch.

Is a pacifist.

Stole all the cookies from the cookie jar!
What will I use to lure kids into my playhouse?!

Enjoys blowing up cats

Enjoys being blown up by cats...

Doesn't actually like Serial Experiments Lain

Lost his eye in a tragic pencil sharpening accident!

Doesn't actually run.

Hates taking personality quizzes.

Breaks personality quizzes.

Fails personality quizzes

Fails at personalities.

Flails at personalities.

Doesn't celebrate Halloween

Wants to abolish Halloween.

Wants to neat up some Christians for Halloween, dressed up as Satan

Wants to dress up as Zombie Easter Taco.

Has no Halloween avatar ready.

Has no Christmas avatar ready!

Still wets the bed.

Hired someone to make posts for him while he's asleep

Get's someone else to post for him while he works.

Secretly wears a purple chicken suit on wednesdays

Sets himself on fire to gain any attention he can

Uses zombies to intimidate his rivals.

Tricks people to fall into never-ending pits!

Has a curse that will make his head explode if he goes five minutes without thinking about tacos.

Enjoys wearing a dress...<.<

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