What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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Has no eyes behind the sunglasses.

Has no plan to deal with Bearrists.

Becomes more powerful with every post.

Becomes less powerful with every post.

Is freaked out by their own avatar.

Would like to slay Happy.

Donates 3/5ths of his income to charity.

Makes use of a stunt double so he doesn't have to dance all day every day. =D

Feeds Egyptian pharaohs to mongooses.

Moves like his avatar irl.

Wishes to have the power to edit posts and uncensor self-censored words.

Wishes to Escapists next top mod!

He is Kross' twin. Who is under the influence of amnesia. Very convenient...

He is secretly planning to overthrow Kross!

He is my secret admirer.

He secretly wants me dead.

He was the reincarnation of Hitler as a cute kitty who can't stop dancing. I swear all the cats are out to take over the world...

He's actually a successful rap battler.

Hates all things that deal with fire.

Loves all... monkeys?

Isn't really silent at all.

Is in fact a zapdos

Isn't really a paradox, just a bit confusing :P

Is actually a day angel.

Is actually a killer weapon locked away by Hohenheim to prevent me from taking control of him to take over the world in the most brutal, sadistic manner. :-P

Is the cuddliest of them all.

Is the most like Furher Bradley. Did Hohenheim commission you, kitty Hitler?

Is actually a rather loud man, and also a supporter of kitty Hitler....

Was gone gonzo before it was cool.

Tizzy suffers from Ailurophobia. He secretly loathes himself to a dangerously self-destructive level.

doesn't have a body hiding in the dark, and is in fact just a pair of disembodied eyes...

He has a tribal tattoo hidden somewhere on his body.

Has arcane runes on their foot.

He takes trophies from everyone he meets.

Smashes people's faces in with a hammer

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