if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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... I'm quite surprised you haven't nibbled your way out of the rope already.

And I still don't understand how or why you're here. D:

Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

kailus13:
Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

Oooh,so this is where you've been

*"accidently" breaks a jar of neurotoxic*

Whoop-de-doo.

Good thing I don't breathe anymore.

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:
Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:
Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

Point of experiment: pain tolerance of semi-equine species.

Results so far... promising.

*cuts out spleen*

.. Why are your hands covered in blood?

*prods the Doctor's face*

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

Point of experiment: pain tolerance of semi-equine species.

Results so far... promising.

*cuts out spleen*

Sorry to ruin your experiment but I'm under the influence of my emergency painkillers. I hide them inside a false tooth for occasions such as this. I'm curious Doctor, do you even know how to put someone back together again?

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

Point of experiment: pain tolerance of semi-equine species.

Results so far... promising.

*cuts out spleen*

Sorry to ruin your experiment but I'm under the influence of my emergency painkillers. I hide them inside a false tooth for occasions such as this. I'm curious Doctor, do you even know how to put someone back together again?

Yes. Though, I choose not to do it properly in your case.

*connects exit stomach valve to your heart, then closes you up*
Have fun with that. Those painkillers are going to run out eventually.

It's you again...

*gets the gun*

Redlin5:
It's you again...

*gets the gun*

Funny, I was about to say the same thing.

*gets the nuke*

*Raises everything but bike chain proof shield*

Wat now, hombre?

Brb, fleeing planet.

Can I escape with you?

Yeah, sure.

Can I come~? :(

Show him cute things.

Fix with my questionable plastic surgery skills.

Unfix with my expert knife skills.

I do believe we are using different different definitions of *fix* :}

I'd show her what I-... No. Nope, not going there.

Give him a right hook and make him go there for my amusement.

Kill it, kill it with fire.

Roll him down a hill in a barrel.

Take away the flowers. Then watch her cry.

Shine a bright light in his huge eyes.

This is for embarrassing me in science class! *smacks*

Happy! I'm pretty sure that means Natsu is out punching things then. Good.

hmmm, well as long as I have something to torture then I guess it'll do.

As long as I don't die by Narwhals again!

"The Stupid"

Oh god no...

Yes kitty, die by the stupid. I will watch with sick enjoyment.

"Ate superglue"

Wha?

Excellent, I am getting much enjoyment out of this!

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