if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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I would keep that mask offa you! Forever!

Together we shall retake Warcry forever!

Uhm... I'd dissassemble him and sell all the parts?

Eat his planet, most likely.

Exchange hats with hime!

Talk to him about the effects of gamma radiaton

Question his decision to merge one self with a taco and then ask how....

Comment on how well he's taking being kidnapped.

I will take your ears! *take ears* they suit me better anyway!

*gives fluffy toy*

Oh gosh my house is collapsing over me in L and Z patterns HELP!!!

Well...it's just us two down here :3

*dances with*

.. Oh wait, you can't dance, you're tied up.

*continues dancing anyway*

*unties so we can dance together*

1 giant bird... check
1 talking cat... check
2 people... check

off to the black market with you!

EDIT: Ninja'd
Eh... I don't know... make an attraction with 3 step project?

1. Tie up exotic looking creature.
2. ???
3. Profit

How do you catch an invisible man?

I'd run the hell away from my basement. What? Did you think ropes would hold him?

*runs away* Scary face is scary!

You're always so happy despite your chains. Why?

@TizzytheTormentor:

But I'm nice....

@Troublesome Lagomorph:

We seem to be running into each other lately. :-/

I'd the avatar above me go. I'm a fricking suit of armor; who's going to take me seriously...

Not let you use alchemy.

Not let you escape. CHANGE OF PLANS! MUWHHWHWHWHAHAAHAHWHAWAHWHAHWHAHWHA!!!!

Turn the lights on and force you into a jar.

Tie you to a flying carpet - your utter control is taken.

Mess his hair up!

He hates that!

Eat you one by one...

Warm salt water. What better way to torture someone made entirely of metal!

I don't usually torture my prisoners. Sorry to disappoint.

I don't either, but tickling them is something I indulge in.

*Looks at avatar*

AGAIN?!! You're not going anywhere this time. >:-D

Hey, HEY!

Get back in your cell.

Make him fight a bear.

Make her dance, I guess?

Make him fix the window.

Make her fix the windows there are.

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