If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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What's crazy about me?

*sits on Ash*

For one, you're firing at me for no reason.

I don't have any knowledge to steal. Besides some stuff you'd want to forget much faster than 300 seconds.

*is being sit on*

DX

Help me please, I'll give you the soul of my first born if you do.

"sigh" Very well. *Casts telekinesis on xmbts*

*Throws xmbts far, far away*

0_o

Remind me never to go into the river unless it's warded.

Neuromancer:
"sigh" Very well. *Casts telekinesis on xmbts*

*Throws xmbts far, far away*

Thank you! now you can take this person's soul.

*points at @leet_x1337*

Truly? I shall consider that next time I run into them. If I end up claiming it, their liver is yours.

Pff, livers are for wimps.

Same goes for meat in... Yeah? Off with your head. No guns here.

But I like guns!

You mentioned something about liking guns, I have lots of guns.

If I hide under the covers maybe they'll disappear. PLEASE GOD!

Maybe they'll fight each other and I can sneak away without being eaten.

PONY! KILL IT!

You know, you really should do something about that fire.

Every time I look back up from the sheets, you're still there. HELP!

I can't decide!

Oh gods, I'm sorry. I'll have the money by next week I swear! Please don't eat me T_T

I hate clowns! D=

I wonder, if I cast spell steal, will my left eye catch fire?

No, because it isn't a passive skill.

A kitsune! Life is looking up!

PONY! KILL IT!

Go be on fire elsewhere.

*has placed cushions outside the windows for just such an occasion*

Are you planning on throwing me out a window?

You jump out on your own.

Damn, alcohol and drugs clearly don't mix, 'cause I'm seeing things.

I may slap you.

So... how's it goin?

It's going. :o

My legs feel like jelly.

Jelly you say.....

*licks*

Xam's legs are jellyfish! Don't lick the stingers!

You're the jellyfish.

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