Blatant Lies

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I think he will. I would be pleased if he did.

You have done a great job and a valiable service to the community. Well done. We are all proud of you.

I know I'm awesome. You'd all hate it if I wasn't here.

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves! Too soon?

That was too soon, you inconsiderate bastard. Phil Fish doesn't deserve to be mocked at all.

I'm off to kill the Wizard of Oz.

These sleeping tablets have certainly worked.
I don't feel calm though.

I'm also looking forward to work tomorrow.

EeveeElectro:
These sleeping tablets have certainly worked.
I don't feel calm though.

I'm also looking forward to work tomorrow.

Roofie thyself!

I didn't get Injustice today, and I didn't buy General Zod.

Rob Van Dam didn't return to WWE.

Both of these things make me unhappy.

Still needs Atrocitus

My cat didn't get slug guts in her fur. I knew exactly how she managed it and had no trouble getting it out.

UltraDeth:
Fruit is deadly

That doesn't remind me of the Monty Python sketch at all.

2 Guns is not a good movie. I don't recommend any of you see it. Also, I don't like the Man of Steel soundtrack.

Vines are stupid.

I didn't spend over an hour in Forum Games.

AwesomeExpress:
[quote="UltraDeth" post="362.283328.19984558"]Fruit is deadly

That doesn't remind me of the Monty Python sketch at all.

That does not sound like a coincidence

Rooster893:
Vines are stupid.

I dislike stuffed vine leaves, but don't think there's something.. weird.. about the taste.

I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you.

I don't eat vine leaves daily.

I don't have to work today. And it's raining.

I feel like being a prick to internet users

Your opinions don't exist. Truth.

I use forums for the wrong reasons

I'm not wondering what should I do today.

I didn't drink enough last night.

I remember everything that happened.

The night definitely ended the way I wanted it to.

I'm not getting better with my arcade stick.

You don't know what type of person you are until you fall down a well.

Jesus was a white guy.

Ahri:
I didn't drink enough last night.

I remember everything that happened.

The night definitely ended the way I wanted it to.

Drinking usually ends to good things when you do it in excess.

I'm not bored.

I'm glad I get to deal with Copyright stuff again...>.>
Dammit why'd KH have to win when HD 1.5 is coming out soon for everyone. >.<

I still dreaming

I want to go out tonight. I can't wait!

I'm not hiding!

I can see you.

I'm not working with my dad.

I didn't just make an awesome cup of tea.

This is a great excuse for everything

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