Excuse me, but I am waiting for Christmas to come.
Excuse me but that's just crazy talk~
Excuse me, but I just jumped in here and haven't a clue as to what "masticate" means.
Excuse me, but I think they're saying macerate.
Excuse me, but I don't know what that means either.
Excuse me, but it was a butchered LRR reference.
Excuse me, but I am feeling tired.
Excuse me but that's very human of you. >.>
Excuse me, but I had better get to work on these assignments!
Excuse me but you should! >:o
Excuse me, I believe this is my 1000th post.
Excuse me, but congratulations!
Excuse me, but I must thank you all, I couldn't have done it without you!
Excuse me but such a celebration would be incomplete without cake! :D
Excuse me but you're forgiven.
You are after all, just a child. :3
Excuse me but you're getting drool all over your napkin! D:
Excuse me, but I am procrastinating!
Excuse me and am eating your napkin.
Excuse me but that'll beeeeee... $5.99!
Excuse me but it's either that or me ripping it off of you. :3
Excuse me but I don't wanna! T^T
Excuse me *dives into ocean*
Excuse me but that's jelly.
Ocean is in the Northeast.
Excuse me, but I am drowning in a sea of jelly!
Excuse me but eat through it!
Excuse me, I'm allergic to jelly.
Excuse me but I have no words to describe the astonishment I was feeling for .5 seconds.
Excuse me, but I am listening to f**king awesome music!
Excuse me but swearing is a bad thing to do.
Excuse me, but I don't want to partake in this game.
Excuse me but you must give in to the awesomeness of cake.
Excuse me but some people can!
Of course those people are also lactose intolerant. :D
Excuse me, but I am feeling the blues...
Excuse me, *Paints him purple*
Excuse me but Royalty Paint is reserved for Royalty! D: