^ Sweet party bro.
< Really wishes he wasn't super broke.
V Craves something meaty.
^ that would depend on what you mean by meaty.
< left myself wide open for that one, didn't I?
V You cannot defeat my. . .
^ Yeah well...you're dumb.
< You know I commented the other week about a strange number of people in my city asking for train/bus tickets? The same fucking guy tried the same thing, same location. I wasn't subtle in informing him of my disbelief.
v Maybe he should get a new car if his current one breaks down so much.
< Has three vehicles with one thing or another wrong with them and not enough money to take care of even one of them.
V Where were you on the night of October 22, 2077?
^ Hopefully in the dirt.
< It's more complicated than "old people hate new things". Vapes are pretty new, but it's a new way to smoke so they get it.
v Thinks "Bow-Wow Puppy Love Story" needs a HD remake.
^ That sounds familiar, but I dare not look it up.
< Really wishes his check this week was better.
V Has a domain in an alternate universe.
^ what is the domain?
< disco? with myself? outrageous!
V everyone just horsing around!
who didn't see the Varian/Genji bit from a mile away? honestly didn't expect Illidan to jump in though
<My lovely horse
V Running through the fields.
^ why am I running is the question.
< so much I wish I could unsee with my own eyes!
V Time in this thread to go back to . . . POKE-PUNS!
1. The one no one ever picked ---> 2. Bloomin' onion ----> 3.Plantasaurus Rex!
^ Kung Foot and One Punch Man.
< Those new ultra beasts are craaaaaaazy.
v I'll have two chickens.
^ I'll raise you four apples.
< Wonders if anyone will get it.
V Throws things out of port holes.
^Now I wonder if they're called starboard holes.....
V Starboard hole?
< Made a cube.
V Googled a fish once.
^ Well I must have gotten curious about my favourite shark at one point.
< Looking forward to getting back to class tomorrow. Although I'm sure that'll change once the assignments start rolling in.
v Not a morning person either.
^ I'm pretty good at mornings
< I think the trick is not drinking coffee.
V More of a tea fan.
^ Both are good. I don't habitually drink coffee or tea in the morning though.
< Don't you wish you could just- bam. Get to sleep, just like that and wake up exactly when you want to?
v Life has some pretty archaic game design.
^ I guess?
< Things should start looking up a bit for me. Not going to be great, but better than it was.
V Where's Sarah Connor?
^ Dead. Poisoned by her enemies.
< Beats being poisoned by your friends.
^I do agree.
< Although some of them may be trying to poison my liver.
V Knows their way around the public transport system.
^ Not even a little.
< Would say that he proudly has his own car, but said car hasn't been working right for a while and was smoking yesterday, so I will be continuing to use my brother's car.
V Has a perfectly functioning vehicle.
^ I don't know how to drive.
< Got an EX raid pass. Nice. Mewtwo on Sunday, then.
v Couldn't help but push the button.
V Where's your head at?
^ Sometimes I wonder that myself.
V *Random screeching noises*
^ Yes that sounds like an adequate description.
< Popped into Carphone Warehouse in hopes of a good quality micro USB cable at a fair price, ?15 for a single one, Goji, 1m, nonbraided...nope.
v I hate real-life shopping.
^ I prefer it greatly over online shopping, but it can suck at times.
< Eating dinner.
B^ fuck I should get some pancake mix!
< Will be doing that.
V Been to a waffle house
^ I don't think specialised waffle places are really a thing here.
< I've only ever had those shitty frozen potato waffles.
v Can't beat a fresh potato.
^ No arguments here.
< Playing Fallout 4... without any mods.
V Doesn't do that.
^ I have a few QOL mods for FO4. I wish the automatron DLC didn't have invisible tankbots so I'd be motivated to play it.
< Not touching the creation club with a 10-foot pole.
v Is going to finally get around to something.
^ Just started taking guitar lessons, that's something.
< Self-taught for two years with JustinGuitar before finally getting a face-to-face teacher.
V Let's start a band.
^ I do play bass & mandolin.
< 4 strings are best
V Singing voice of an angle.
^ Close enough when my throat isn't sore.
< Popping cough drops like candy.
V Thought about stabbing a moose once.
^ I can honestly say no
< I am now though
V Everybody do the flop!
^ *interpretive dance illustrating the plot of Ghostbusters 2016*
< Has been playing the Witcher 2.
v *climbs over poorly voice acted child NPC*