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^ Size or seize?

< Has to goo to work soonish.

V All my base are belong to you.

^ ty

< tbh

v ftr

^ qte

< Meant size.

V Marxist measures?

^ Are they a Marxist? Did they have to spellcheck bourgeoisie?

< I met up with some strangers via a local Pokemon Go group and now I have a shiny new Charizard and a fast TM. What the fuck.

v This user, 15, feels like their life is out of control.

^ I think I have a good grip on things.

< the one who can unite the past and the future.

V No one can stop death. . . except apparently a baby ****ing murloc! I am death, for I am MURLOC!


I am already dead. So when I am killed, what am I then? More dead, deader, alive?

^ Eh.

< Needs to go to sleep.

V You ever wish there were more hour in a day?

^ NO. I wish you would respond with more than a one word answer when I post herostorm videos in this thread!

< got lots of sleep.

V Heroes 2.0 is here! Diablo has trolled your corpse!


Brightwing you creepy voiced monster!

^ My father was a creepy voiced monster.

< In the countryside. I'm okay with giving the cows in the field behind my friend's house a pat on the head, but I can't get over that slimy grey tongue that greets your hand sometimes.

v Sheep.

^ wolves

< two steps from hell.

V knows all too well such is the life of a worker unit in an RTS

^ In reply to your earlier response, but I don't care about HeroStorm.

< Needs money.

V How much pants do you have?

^ 3.633333 recurring.

< I had a really nice burger for a late lunch yesterday. Cajun chicken, lettuce, mushrooms, onion and jalapenos in a sesame seed bun.

v Has a favourite topping.

^ yes but topping for what? pizza topping? ice cream topping?

< allright now I'm hungry!

V "Have you spoken to Orik yet?"
"Not yet. What does one say to an ancient nephalem ghost?"
"I suppose you start with "hello"."

^ Hello.

< Completed a Machamp raid with some randies, but failed to catch the mf-er. I'd head into town to enjoy the Go-Fest celebration but I fear with just one external battery to carry around, limited social skills and no ability to drive, there wouldn't be much point.

v Briefs are like man-bras.

^ what bizarre logic leads you to make such a statement?

< one shot from heaven

V "My stomach feels strange."
"Did you forget to eat again?"
"No. In fact I decided to get the days eating done all at once. I ate until I literally could not take another bite"
"Sounds like you ate too much then."
"Being a mortal is complicated."

Drake the Dragonheart:
^ what bizarre logic leads you to make such a statement?

^ Bras support a woman's dangly bits, briefs support men's.

< Beautiful day, played Pokemon GO for 4 hours. Got the chance to catch Lugia, too. It's really cool doing a raid surrounded by 20 or so people. Not even mad it got away, I had a lot of fun, despite the awful frame rate and frequent crashes.

v WHOA

^ What?

< Wishes the weekends were longer.

V Go do your homework.

^ IT'S A WEEKEND MOM

< Got my Lugia today! Shame about the Articunos, but it was awesome walking around with such a big group.

v ...You spilled my coffee.

^ Soz bro

< I can get you another?

V Knows a good barista.

^ Nope.

< Would love more money to pay bills and buy food with.

V SCREAM!

^ for ice cream!

< I know a guy!

V "My stomach feels strange."
"Did you forget to eat again?"
"No. In fact I decided to get the days eating done all at once. I ate until I literally could not take another bite"
"Sounds like you ate too much then."
"Being a mortal is complicated."

^I'd rather be immoral than immortal.

< Quote of the day 2017

V Are bats not just leather birds?

^ has bats on the brain

< Bats the way un huh un huh I like it!

V knows all to well such is the life of a worker unit in an RTS

^ I suck at RTS...granted that's probably because I don't enjoy them enough to have the patience to learn strategies. It's kind of like MOBA games where there's often a right way of doing things and the real time element is too unforgiving to give a snail-brain like me time to think about my next move.

< Can be a bit of a deer in headlights.

v Recently converted.

^ An old house to led downlights yes!

< Electrician.

V Student?

^ Not a particularly studious one.

< Tried a venison burger. That particular venison burger just seemed to be a very nice, juicy beefburger. Expensive, but well sized and very satisfying.

v Hippie.

^Nah man

< Me really

V Gets the weirdest targeted google ads.

^ how did you know?

< no matter how many I dislike I keep getting them.

V "The enemy has us surrounded!"
"Good that means we can fire in all directions!"

^ My friend was getting lots of booby lady streamers yesterday advertising some app or service. He's gay.

< I just want one day where it doesn't rain once.

v Death to squishies.

^ image

< Dr Nefarious is one of my all time favorite villains.

V What's one of yours?

^ I like Jacob Crow. He's a bit like Nefarious in that he's a bit of a goof, winds up artificially enhancing himself and wants to replace all life with an artificial superior. He doesn't stall and pick up radio dramas though.

< The park closed with me in it. It's happened before, so I climbed out as usual, but when I landed I realised my charger fell out of my pocket, and wasn't on this side of the wall. So I had to Nathan Drake up on top of a power box and get over, so I could use my phone torch to find the charger and climb over again. I "scared the shit" out of a girl the second time I climbed out. She seemed to find it funny though.

v Likes wasabi.

^ noooo. can't stand it

< my eyes ache badly

v never leaves the room

^ Yeah.

< Kangaskhan coming here as well as increased Unown spawns. Niantic didn't forget Belfast! Also it didn't rain yesterday and barely rained today.

v I mean...I just...you know what I mean?

^ Nope.

< Desperately needs more money. Too bad neither of my brothers have jobs and my mom's job has piss all for hours.

V Needs a vacation.

^ Going on one this week.

< Hikes for days brah!

V thinks this new fangled walking thing won't catch on.

^ Was walking on two feet before it was cool.

< Has two thumbs.

v Doesn't.

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