Xbox Live Nudist Banned Until 9999

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When inquiring about why his son had been banned from Xbox Live for the next eight thousand years, a father learned something that he probably didn’t want to know.

In today’s installment of “hilarious bans,” we point you to the curious case of Xbox Live user “i am BlaaaacK v.” The user in question was suspended from Microsoft’s Xbox Live service for quite a while – until December 31st, 9999 – but no notification had ever been given.

The user’s father posted an inquiry on the Xbox Forums asking why his son had been banned without reason. The response?

“Your son was exposing himself on camera in Uno.”

I would think that would be a very good reason to ban someone for the next eight millennia, actually – especially given we don’t know the ages of any of the parties involved. But yes, there is probably a father getting ready to have a very serious talk with his son right about now.

It’s okay, though. The guy can always hang out with the one Monster Hunter 3 cheater whose sentence was just slightly less harsh. Misery does love company, after all.

(Via NeoGAF)

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