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Police Raid Drug Den, Bowl 250 Law enforcement officials in Polk County, Florida, raided a known drug dealer’s home on Tuesday. After securing ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 23, 2009

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Reliable Source: Australia, Kittens and Accidental Racism

Serial Mauler on the Loose Says Wii Owner The Ohio State police warn residents of the Hillcrest community to be on the lookout ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 19, 2009

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EA Afraid for Madden The company behind Madden 2010 is annoyed over what it sees as a failure of Americans to rally behind ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 16, 2009

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Reliable Source: Wands, Outbreaks and Zombies

Sony’s New Wand Has Balls Companies are hot on the heels of Nintendo and developing their own unique motion controllers. The Xbox, for ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 12, 2009

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Reliable Source: Pirates, Sex and Spoilers

Company Trademarks SexBox Silicon Xtal Corporation has trademarked an adult game console known as the SexBox. Along with playing adult-only games, the console ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 9, 2009

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Reliable Source: The Bible, Reality and Snipers

Next Xbox More Durable, Made From Paper Industry insiders say that the next Xbox experience may be made from an unexpected material: ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 5, 2009

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Reliable Source: Cobain, PSPGo and Japan

GameStop Robber Calls for Madden by Name A confused man with a handgun walked into a GameStop last week, mistaking the game retailer ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorSeptember 2, 2009

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Reliable Source: Diablo 3, Bad Children and Night-vision!

Police Say Activision Arming Locals Unwise Officials at Bear Springs, Arkansas have expressed their concern regarding a promotional deal that offers night-vision goggles ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorAugust 28, 2009

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Reliable Source: Blizzard, Fallout 3 and Trickery

Mountain Dew Game Fuel Crushes Cancer Scientists researching cures for cancer have discovered that the active ingredient in Mountain Dew Game Fuel, Betahippozanzamine, ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorAugust 26, 2009

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Reliable Source: Failure, Confusion And Death

Local Man Gives Fair Warning to Wife Local resident Joel Alexander is trying something new after last year’s disastrous gaming season. He’s taken ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorAugust 22, 2009

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Reliable Source: Boobs, Gabe Newell, and Boobs

In a move that defied conventional marketing wisdom, the Chinese gold-selling company Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment opted to change the name of their ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorAugust 19, 2009

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Reliable Source: Internet addiction and Michael Bay

Chinese Unearth Ancient Cure for Gaming Addiction State sponsored internet addiction camps in China have recently rediscovered a time honored cure for addiction: ...

By McArthur Blankenship Legacy AuthorAugust 15, 2009

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