Forgot password
Enter the email address you used when you joined and we'll send you instructions to reset your password.
If you used Apple or Google to create your account, this process will create a password for your existing account.
This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.
Reset password instructions sent. If you have an account with us, you will receive an email within a few minutes.
Something went wrong. Try again or contact support if the problem persists.

Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks

This article is over 15 years old and may contain outdated information
image

Live in Boston, Massachusetts? Worried about the cannibalistic undead? Worry no longer – Boston’s Finest have promised to notify civilians in the event of a zombie outbreak.

Really, I’m not sure exactly what to say about this one. Like so many other wonderfully strange things these days, it started via Twitter. The official Boston PD Twitter posted a notification about an injured officer:

Boston_Police: INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody.

Catching the phrase “human bite,” fellow Twit willcady thoughtfully inquired:

willcady: @Boston_Police if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us?

Boston_Police: @willcady Yes, absolutely

Well, there we have it, folks. We here at The Escapist salute the brave men and women of the Boston Police Department in their tireless quest to protect, serve, and inform the citizens about dangerous zombie attacks.

(Dumb as a Blog, via Gamepolitics)

Recommended Videos

The Escapist is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more about our Affiliate Policy