Many Bothans died to bring you this video.
Last week, citizens of the galaxy breathed a sigh of relief when news broke that the so-called “Death Star,” rumored to be a massive space station capable of destroying entire planets, was turned into space dust by a rag-tag squad of pilots reportedly working with the freedom-fighting Rebel Alliance. Most of the station’s debris is near unrecognizable, but one spunky explorer known only by his handle, sh4dowww90, seems to have pulled at least two data discs from the wreckage intact, and their contents may hold the key to stomping out the Empire once and for all.
Based solely on the video sh4doww90 has uploaded, we know little about the discovery other than that the discs have been somehow been wired together to produce musical tone, widely believed to be the only truly common language between all species of the universe. What does this particular haunting melody mean? No one can say for sure, but it doesn’t sound friendly. For all of our sakes, let’s hope the rebel’s have more tricks up their sleeves just in case the Empire rebuilds and strikes back.
More information about these mysterious data discs can be found on sh4doww90’s homepage.