Nippon Ichi has a game in development that will let you spank female demons without getting your head eaten afterward.
Disgaea developer Nippon Ichi’s games have never exactly been normal, what with the exploding penguins and all. It’s looking to top itself in the weird department with an upcoming PSP “girl punishing” RPG called Criminal Girls revealed in this week’s issue of Dengeki PlayStation that tasks players to rehabilitate women prisoners with spankings.
Sound a little too normal for a Nippon Ichi game? Don’t worry, it gets weirder. The prisoners are actually the seven deadly sins and imprisoned in hell. The player is a prison guard that must teach the seven deadly women proper behavior so they can be released back to Earth.
The best way to teach a sin a lesson is to smack her in the behind, of course. Sins revealed thus far are Kisaragi (greed), Arisu (pride), and Tomoe (gluttony?). Players must punish them with the aforementioned spankings, but also by locking them up. For good behavior, you can even give them healing massages.
Criminal Girls will make good use of mosiac pixel censorship, so it’s not exactly going to be a porn game. It just has a silly idea as a premise that makes it seem that way. Nippon Ichi doesn’t always hit every release out of the park, but this one sounds weird enough to work somehow, if not a little perverted. It’ll be released in Japan on November 18.