So you’ve become a bloodsucking creature of the night, but now what? Just because you’ve been turned, that doesn’t automatically mean you’ll be any good at it you know. You might, well, suck. Before you go sticking your neck out and inviting the sharp-toothed denizens of the night to take a good long slurp, you might want to figure out just how good you’d be at vampiredom. There’s nothing more embarrassing than embarking on a new lifestyle only to find out you’re really, really terrible at it.
That’s where this quiz comes in handy. It will let you know just where on the sliding scale your particularly talents would land you. Unlike other personality quizzes, you aren’t going for your preference, you are looking for the correct answer to each question. Your score will determine just how admirable a vamp you’d be, should the opportunity ever arise.
Fair warning: You can take the quiz as often as you like, but only your first pass will count towards your final result. You only get one shot at being a vampire, after all.
Update: I neglected to mention that your efforts would net you a badge with which you might display your vampiric might (or lack thereof) to the rest of the community. Apologies for the oversight!
Good luck, bloodsuckers! (Take the quiz.)