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Shipment of Stonking Great Tits Goes Missing

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A shipment of 130,000 fake breasts has gone missing on its way to Australia.

Australian Men’s Magazine Ralph (NSFW!) has a problem: it’s missing all of its stonking great (fake) tits. Not the kind of fake knockers you might find filling the sweater of nubile young Hollywood hopeful, but rather the plastic kind you wear on the front of your shirt (here, being modeled by Gazza).

The free boobs (worth $200,000) were meant to be given away with the January issue, but unfortunately something happened at sea.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado is desperate to find them because, amongst other woes, the magazine’s parent company PBL media is already in major debt, to the tune of $4.3 billion.

“Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it’s difficult to explain where they are,” Pintado said.

Well…where would you look in Australia for someone obsessed with jubblies?

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