Perverts ruining things.

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Trucken:

Quaxar:

Trucken:

... goddammit, now I'm curious. MUST... RESIST... RUINING... CHARACTER!

And then there's also Cupcakes. I haven't been able to read the whole thing, and I never will. After I tried to read it... I just couldn't trust Pinkie Pie for a while.

OT: On more perverted stuff, I've seen some MLP fanart that was just... ew.

I've also seen fanart on videogame characters like Cammy White being raped. That... that's just creepy.

If you thought Cupcakes was bad you might wanna forget the name Sweet Apple Massacre this instant.
Let's just say it features a lot more gore and deviant sexual acts and combinations thereof than you'd like. Or anypony would like I hope.

I'm getting the impression that Big Macintosh goes on a violent killing spree and rapes all of his family members. And that's... messed up.

Oh almost, forgot to mention it's a CMC-centered story too. Trust me, you don't want to read that. And that's coming from a guy who went to a forensic lecture on suicides and homicides because it seemed interesting.

Trucken:

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

... goddammit, now I'm curious. MUST... RESIST... RUINING... CHARACTER!

And then there's also Cupcakes. I haven't been able to read the whole thing, and I never will. After I tried to read it... I just couldn't trust Pinkie Pie for a while.

OT: On more perverted stuff, I've seen some MLP fanart that was just... ew.

I've also seen fanart on videogame characters like Cammy White being raped. That... that's just creepy.

DONT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT, IT JUST LISTENED TO 8 MINUTES OF SOMEGUY READING IT AND I DONT KNOW HOW IT COULD GET ANY WORSE!!

Curse you internet!! Seriously if you like Big Mac or the Cutie Mark Crusaders please steer clear clear of that horror, its worse than cupcakes

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

Why did i do the opposite of what you said! D:

per·vert [n. pur-vert]
noun
a person who practices sexual perversion.

Pathology . a person affected with perversion.

a person who has been perverted, especially to a religious belief regarded as erroneous.

If you go with number 2, that's darn near everybody.
Since I assume we're on 1, I'm gonna say that lots of us think them, but few actually DO them.

Short answer: You'll see lots of perverts on forums, because there is way to police that. Sorry, but tough skin is your only defense.

The_Blue_Rider:

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

Why did i do the opposite of what you said! D:

Uhm... I'm sorry. Even though I specifically said people shouldn't read it just because I mentioned it.

Quaxar:

The_Blue_Rider:

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

Why did i do the opposite of what you said! D:

Uhm... I'm sorry. Even though I specifically said people shouldn't read it just because I mentioned it.

its alright, I got curious and thought, well it cant be worse than cupcakes, why does the universe like proving me wrong :(

Extremely disturbing? I can think of a much more disturbing thing than an obvious comparison/JOKE.

Disturbing is if they show a video of all the things that could be done to those ... items.

If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Internet culture has twisted the once noble figure of the man into a pathetic, whiny, pallid, unhealthy, greasy, unshaven, awkward, irritating freak that constantly runs after the goddess like figure of "The GF" to ABSOLUTELY no avail.

The "Wanker culture" - wherein most males accept and broadcast that they're pathetic for the sake of cheap laughs, display a crippling fear of male (and only male) homosexuals, and "grudgingly" admit that poor quality, uncreative pornography is the only sexual attention they get - is a pox and a plague that only makes men less appealing to me, and does a fairly good job of not only alienating the women they want more than life itself, but promoting sexism AGAINST men.

Basically, it's very hard to see Dohvakin (Lusty sigh) from behind the smokescreen of perverts and porn.

Dandark:

What gives you the right to decide if something is wrong?

He's on the internet. I think that's license to be judgmental these days.

Used to just be Americans. >.>

How does making awesome jokes where there was nothing before ruin stuff? Are you so feeble-minded to not be able to see beyond comedy gold balls of Bowser?

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT!!!

*runs of crying, puking and starts laughing and crying at the same time while sitting in a corner rocking back and forth*

Trucken:

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

... goddammit, now I'm curious. MUST... RESIST... RUINING... CHARACTER!

You don't even wanna know it, trust me.

OT: I guess you've never been on /b/ have you? They have that ability to ruin everything!

Jailbird408:
Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.

If you're not perverted in some way, then sad to say that probably means you're the weird one. Everyone has their kinks, perversions, preferences and whatnot. As far as filthy jokes go, you could tell an elderly nun a dirty joke and she'd still giggle. Most humans are just wired that way.

Honestly, if you got worked up by someone making a crack about Bowser's testicles, I advise you get off the internet, board up your doors and stay inside nice and quiet for the rest of your life. Trust me, if that sort of thing offends you then you do not want to interact with other human beings. It's going to get much, much worse :-P

Theres nothing wrong with being a pervert, if anything it makes life more fun. I'm sorry to hear some perv ruined something you liked but i'm pretty sure this has more to do with this person being an asshole then it has to do with them being a pervert.

Packed Snack:
If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Internet culture has twisted the once noble figure of the man into a pathetic, whiny, pallid, unhealthy, greasy, unshaven, awkward, irritating freak that constantly runs after the goddess like figure of "The GF" to ABSOLUTELY no avail.

Perhaps you might try talking to people somewhere other than the internet? I can't really say I've met anyone like that since I left school.

Packed Snack:
The "Wanker culture" - wherein most males accept and broadcast that they're pathetic for the sake of cheap laughs, display a crippling fear of male (and only male) homosexuals, and "grudgingly" admit that poor quality, uncreative pornography is the only sexual attention they get - is a pox and a plague that only makes men less appealing to me, and does a fairly good job of not only alienating the women they want more than life itself, but promoting sexism AGAINST men.

Oh, OK, trolling. I honestly thought you were serious to begin with.

Probably because I'm so stupid. Do I get my cheap laugh now? :-P

Packed Snack:
Basically, it's very hard to see Dohvakin (Lusty sigh) from behind the smokescreen of perverts and porn.

Why on earth would you want to bang a Dohvakiin? They're kleptomaniac murderers with a body count rivalling a high-end serial killer! I think I'd rather go for the porn, at least it won't set me on fire when it gets bored...

To change this MLP snowball to another subject for just a moment, I'm pretty sure my wife will never forgive me for re-wording an Aladdin song into "A Whole Nude World". she didn't speak to me for a while after that.

Personally, I feel that nothing is sacred, and that when people put certain shows or movies on a pedestal as untouchable or incorruptible then it becomes irresistible to the people like me who constantly think of horrible things and have to restrain ourselves not to ruin it for everyone else. Looking at you My Little Pony...

[EDIT:] it's like resisting the temptation to tell disaffected and disillusioned members of the Tea Party to check out lemonparty.org (I.E. "starting to feel that the Tea Party has lost it's way? check out the Lemon Party!")

Dandark:
Ummm....
What gives you the right to decide if something is wrong?
You have your opinion and they have theirs, if you think something they like is horrible and disgusting, well thats just too bad.

I've never had something I liked ruined by someone elses opinion like you suggest. I have been creeped out by things other people like but there is no reason to let the fact somebody likes something I don't like ruin what I do like.
Simple?

Basically this in a nutshell.

Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

The_Blue_Rider:
Oh nut up :P The only thing people could possibly ruin for me by being perverts in My Little Pony, and we all know that perverts arent interested in that, now If you'll excuse me im going to google some images of Rainbow Dash..

OH GOD WHY

*Pffffhahahaha* That's actually really funny. Kudos.

That ruined it for you? Hell, I heard worse stuff from the kids in my middle school. Much much worse.

I find it fandoms can kinda ruin the mood for something more often than perverse people, mind you being one of the former does not discount being one of the latter.

Vidiot:
To change this MLP snowball to another subject for just a moment, I'm pretty sure my wife will never forgive me for re-wording an Aladdin song into "A Whole Nude World". she didn't speak to me for a while after that.

Personally, I feel that nothing is sacred, and that when people put certain shows or movies on a pedestal as untouchable or incorruptible then it becomes irresistible to the people like me who constantly think of horrible things and have to restrain ourselves not to ruin it for everyone else. Looking at you My Little Pony...

[EDIT:] it's like resisting the temptation to tell disaffected and disillusioned members of the Tea Party to check out lemonparty.org (I.E. "starting to feel that the Tea Party has lost it's way? check out the Lemon Party!")

Just the Aladdin song? Things have never quite been the same for me after an acquaintance suggested that any Disney song can have its innocence ruined by changing the word 'eyes' with 'thighs'. And they were right!

Also, yeah, anything about MLP that was mentioned here. Ugh... I've already been reminded of too much overly sexual/violent fan works by this thread.

ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S
ANYONE WHO THINKS IT DOES IS A PERVERTED MORON, AND RUINS THINGS!
THANK YOU, PLEASE ENJOY EATING DELICIOUS BACON!

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

Oh god, why did you have to bring that up? I read that a couple months back, and I really don't want to be reminded of it again.

Dandark:
Ummm....
What gives you the right to decide if something is wrong?
You have your opinion and they have theirs, if you think something they like is horrible and disgusting, well thats just too bad.

He didn't mean wrong as in "false," he meant it as in "sick and wrong."

Packed Snack:
If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Internet culture has twisted the once noble figure of the man into a pathetic, whiny, pallid, unhealthy, greasy, unshaven, awkward, irritating freak that constantly runs after the goddess like figure of "The GF" to ABSOLUTELY no avail.

The "Wanker culture" - wherein most males accept and broadcast that they're pathetic for the sake of cheap laughs, display a crippling fear of male (and only male) homosexuals, and "grudgingly" admit that poor quality, uncreative pornography is the only sexual attention they get - is a pox and a plague that only makes men less appealing to me, and does a fairly good job of not only alienating the women they want more than life itself, but promoting sexism AGAINST men.

Basically, it's very hard to see Dohvakin (Lusty sigh) from behind the smokescreen of perverts and porn.

Hmmm, well the plight of men is a big deal in society right now, but one that is unlikely to go addressed for a long time given the way politics are. One of the problems as I see it is that it's not generally portrayed as being okay to be manly, and on TV you'll notice an increasing focus on meterosexuals, and guys who are constantly one upped and belittled by women, and oftentimes treated fairly cruelly and dismissively while being expected to take it. A lot of people will say "well, that's fine because of how a lot of women believe they were treated" but really I don't think it is.

Combine that with the way how society is broken to the point where competition is resolved and people's lives are oftentimes settled by the age of 12... especially for guys, and yeah you can see where the whole stoner/slacker/wanker culture is coming from.

Your not the only one to notice it, and it's one of those big problems that nobody wants to touch. Especially seeing as in many cases it would come down to portraying women as being the bad guys here, and that's contrary to the "protected" status due to previous sexism that we have in play.

That's my thoughts at any rate.

Vidiot:
To change this MLP snowball to another subject for just a moment, I'm pretty sure my wife will never forgive me for re-wording an Aladdin song into "A Whole Nude World". she didn't speak to me for a while after that.

Um...wasn't that whole song about fucking anyway? It's a whole new world of anal penetration. That whole "open your eyes" thing? Brown eye. It's basically a song about a princess getting her back doors smashed in and loving it.

Man, I read too much Cracked ;-/

Jailbird408:
One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.

Really?
That's it?
Someone thought they were talking about Bowser's testicles?
And that's vile?
Just how sheltered were you when you grew up?

Humans are sexual beings and have sex bits attached to them.
Sometimes they may talk about or reference them.
Grow some skin.

ParanoidEngineer:
ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

SOME perverts take some stuff a bit far but pretty much most of the time they make stuff a hell of alot more fun.

If that offended you then ,for God sakes man, get off the internet while you still have some unblemished cherished memories left.

Packed Snack:
If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Adorable.

EmperorSubcutaneous:

He didn't mean wrong as in "false," he meant it as in "sick and wrong."

Don't think that actually changes his reaction.

By way of a general response I just wanted to say that people are way too touchy. Honestly the perverted parodies and such of popular properties are a sign of a healthy fandom in most cases. I read both "Sweet Apple Massacre" and "Cupcakes" to see what the big deal was, despite not being a MLP fan, and it's very similar to literally dozens of other things I've read over the years. Adult MLP fans with a sense of humor should be flattered that someone put in the effort... and I'll be honest in saying "Cupcakes" was actually pretty well written, characterized, and paced, a true classic of this kind of thing. "Sweet Apple Massacre" had more intense concept and sicker acts but wasn't anywhere near as well put together.

In the end nothing should be a sacred cow. This is no differant than the various "Slash books" focusing on homosexual relations between Kirk and Spock (from Star Trek) which was even more contreversial when they were written. Not to mention what Penny Arcade did with "Strawberry Shortcake", albiet without realizing it was a property due for a
relaunch (or so they claim).

To be honest I'm not a writer of fan fiction, but I'm almost tempted to throw my hat into the ring again as an anonymous writer of ultra violent and sexual horror stories and see if I still have the mojo, especially seeing as none of my old stuff I wrote as a teenager is around anymore (I wrote a few semi-infamous text files circulating around BBS systems at one time just for fun).

My only problem with these stories is that they are too easily availible, I think the people hosting them should at least put up a superficial age verification thing. More so for "Sweet Apple Massacre" due to the nature of the sexual content, "Cupcakes" doesn't go much beyond a typical "B" movie and really any kid who has read "Goosebumps" has probably run into similar ideas. Overall what Pinkie Pie is doing isn't much differant than the witch from Hansel and Gretal (whether they survive depends on the version of the story), it's just a bit more explicit about it.

The_Blue_Rider:
Oh nut up :P The only thing people could possibly ruin for me by being perverts in My Little Pony, and we all know that perverts arent interested in that, now If you'll excuse me im going to google some images of Rainbow Dash..

OH GOD WHY

because if it can be loved, it can be corrupted.

The more you hate something, the stronger it grows.

Now, time for me to write some GildaXDash fan-fiction!

Dont look at me like that, much like AppleBeans, I do it for the lulz.

ParanoidEngineer:
ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

dafuq?

*uses level 14 Google-fu*

.....DAMN YOU, now I cant enjoy my Bacon laced breakfasts!

I dont want to live on this world anymore.

Kalezian:

Dont look at me like that, much like AppleBeans, I do it for the lulz.

Isn't that what they all say?

By the way, I watch porn "ironically."

>.>

just a reminder, there is no such thing as sexual normal and without sex you wouldn't be here today. So if it pertains to sex (as most "perverted" things do) you should see nothing wrong with it, its just another persons perspective on the subject.

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