Quick! You're hiring Micheal Bay to sabotage a beloved franchise!

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Michael Bay directs a Nicholas Cage movie! XD

FilipJPhry:
Pick a franchise whether it's gaming, comic-book, TV show, or anything in-between that's wildly popular to be sacrificed for big money. Imagine you're the head of a production company and you have Micheal Bay as your exclusive director. You can point your weapon at anything.

Which popular main-stream franchise that you hate will be the sacrificial lamb?

Won't be surprised if ponies.

Doctor Who. Imagine what MICHAEL Bay would do with the Daleks.

Everything that pops into my head is just reality tv series.

Could we do explosions, aliens, robots and fast cars in that? The unlikeable characters and scantily dressed women are already there we just need to blow it all up!

Twilight, it will be so cool and not gay, Fire stuff blowing up! guns ninjas!

TheBobmus:
The obvious and only answer:

Call of Duty

/thread

Yup, that sums it up.

DragonStorm247:

BathorysGraveland:
I also must say Pokemon. I could just imagine the hilarious rage by fans when they see a 15-second explosion everytime the characters throw one of those red and white ball-things.

And Pokemon are actually aliens.

These two win the thread. I cannot think of a better example!

FilipJPhry:

sextus the crazy:
Yugioh the abridged series

"joey's use of racial slang make him an endearing character." :)

OT: Pokemon. Micheal bay makes Explosion a TM again and makes everyone learn it. :)

You know what? That might improve the series. Imagine Kabua(sorry about the misspell): Tall hair man! Attck Yugi and his friends while I effortlessly attack this asshole Malack as he continues to kick my ass!

Explosion in pokemon was already explained: Damped.

wish granted.

Fieldy409:
Hmm... I think Grand Theft Auto would suit him very well actually!

Michael Bay makes fun movies you snobs...

Imo it should be Saints Row. He would make it better than The Third. Should be fun, explosive, but without going overboard with all the facepalm inducing sex jokes. GTA series is more like.. A Brian DePalma or Michael Mann film

Clerks.

Firefly/Serenity, Mass Effect, Doctor Who, and the original Star Wars Trilogy to piss off 'The Escapists'.

Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Metropolis (The Fritz Lang 1927 version) to fuck me off royally.

Hazy992:
snip

*points to the season 2 finally* they already do that kinda thing some times Hazy :D

OT:
some thing i hate ....

honestly, most the IPs i hate that come to mind would be RIGHT in his wheel house (CoD, Halo and so on)

>.> so, i'll go with CoD, and Halo, cause, mostly CoD though. since Halo's lore i like so long as there's no shitty FPS attached to it

tigermilk:
Firefly/Serenity, Mass Effect, Doctor Who, and the original Star Wars Trilogy to piss off 'The Escapists'.

I actually think those franchises are overrated. I'm sick of everyone calling Firefly the "greatest show evar" even though it only lasted one season. There's a better alternative that has a conclusion: Battlestar Galactica. Mass Effect's ending. lol. Only the first 2 Star Wars movies were above-average. I liked Revenge of the Sith better than all of them. Had a much more entertaining storyline. I never watched a Dr Who episode.

batman

I don't know. Transformers or something, I guess.

You know it's coming one day soon right.

Remake Star Wars, because they haven't went through enough already.

Dead Leaves

Just to see if he could actually outdo the original when it comes to explosions.

(I can just picture Michael Bay's face going all *challenge accepted*)

After thinking a bit I remembered this:

It's right up his alley!

The Bible. Or... you know, just some part of it, i don't care which one. Maybe that old Nazi in Vatican will die of an heart attack. And... you know, it's always lovely to offend a lot of people.

TheBobmus:
The obvious and only answer:

Call of Duty

/thread

That... is actually very apt, on several levels.

FilipJPhry:

tigermilk:
Firefly/Serenity, Mass Effect, Doctor Who, and the original Star Wars Trilogy to piss off 'The Escapists'.

[Just reinstating my full quote to clarify my lack of allegiance with the above franchises] Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Metropolis (The Fritz Lang 1927 version) to fuck me off royally.

I actually think those franchises are overrated. I'm sick of everyone calling Firefly the "greatest show evar" even though it only lasted one season. There's a better alternative that has a conclusion: Battlestar Galactica. Mass Effect's ending. lol. Only the first 2 Star Wars movies were above-average. I liked Revenge of the Sith better than all of them. Had a much more entertaining storyline. I never watched a Dr Who episode.

With the exception of Doctor Who (circa 1963-69) I am indifferent to all of the above purely as texts (the reception and subsequent followings they have cultivated is fascinating).

You know, I had another idea. Is there anyway Michael Bay could bomb a Metal Wolf Chaos? Can someone tell me if he could find a way to ruin it?

2001 - Give HAL the ability to fire missiles and lasers.

A new Indy Jones movie - now with more atomic explosions and fridges!

Hitchcok's Birds - make the damn birds explosive!

ET - change the agents stupid walkie-talkies by bazookas. Beware, friendly space fella! Explosions all around your flying bike!

Blade Runner - when they're expired, the replicants explode. Boom!!!

The Sixth Sense - the kid: - I see dead - (twist) Booooom!!! - THE END

Homeworld the movie. Its belowed, its a franchise. Theres no risk to him sabotaging it cause chances are it wont get a third installment. And besides, all he has to do is make shit blow up and make it look good. While putting on a -very- simple plot. I think he could do it! Although maybe thats thinking it wrong, he was supposed to sabotage it.

Another one is portal.. I wonder how he would make a portal movie. I think he would get a half-life movie right (Since the half-life plot is -pretty- simple aswell and does involve a few explosions) But a portal one... Hehe.

My Little Pony

Michael Bay will get an unlimited budget to make his private little explosion porno, just to completely and utterly destroy that show.

Cowabungaa:
After thinking a bit I remembered this:

It's right up his alley!

Damn, I was just about to post this...seriously, let Michael Bay make a Metal Wolf Chaos movie. It would be gloriously bad!

Blargh McBlargh:
My Little Pony

Michael Bay will get an unlimited budget to make his private little explosion porno, just to completely and utterly destroy that show.

You think that would destroy the show? Pffft...they already slightly Powerpuffed the season finale.

OT: I'm surprised no one has said this yet: The Half Life series.

The first game is full of hundreds of soldiers, tons of aliens, has a shitload of guns, plenty of explosions...all Mr. Bay would need to do is add a hot female-wait, that's in the second game. The only thing he could really do is add more explosions to the sequel and have Gordon say cheesy, shitty lines.

TheNaut131:
You think that would destroy the show? Pffft...they already slightly Powerpuffed the season finale.

Oh, just wait until you see the 2.5 hour long montage of Shia LeWhatever running bare-chested through explosions in slow-motion.

Hazy992:
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

-He would replace all of the ponies with attractive actresses
-Equestria would be changed to the united states
-The plot would revolve around fighting Discord (who is now a generic villain)and his robot minions
-And the US army would do most of the fighting.....

A Judd Apatow scenario directed by Michael Bay. We'd be able to pack stoners *and* douchebags into the same theater, thereby creating a singularity of sheer human misery that would terrify generations of humans to come and that would free our cultural spectrum from the morass of the bro-dude lowest common denominator. The NFL would collapse under the sudden lack of funding, the NHL would disintegrate, the soccer and rugby fans would be devastated, and the world would finally be primed for the nightmarish arrival of True Intellectualism!

Now, you have to read the above paragraph in complete darkness, with a flashlight turned on under your chin, thick bags under your eyes and your best Peter Lorre impersonation. Or else it just doesn't work.

I'll go with Zelda, please make amovie and Links arsenal will be different kinds of bombs, and maybe bombs strapped to the hookshot if we're lucky!

Volf:
Michael Bay directs a Nicholas Cage movie! XD

It's called the Rock. Came out when Nic Cage thought he was an action star and did Face/Off and Con Air.

Back to topic:

If given the Bay treatment, Hong Kong Phooey would be fun. It already has the same juvenile humor that Bay loves.

Ever imagine what would happen if Micheal Bay ever got his hands of something like Peanuts, The Wonderpets, or Sesame Street?

The "Finding Bigfoot" series on Animal Planet.

"Hi, I'm Matt Moneymaker, and today Bobo and I are gonna go huntin' for 'squatches...WITH MISSILES!"

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Michael Bay presents: Everyone Poops.
Don't act like you're not interested.

METAL SLUG!
it,s already about the army and ,splosions so I don,t think he can mess it up.
or Chess we already have a Battle ship movie so why not?
in a world where WHITE and BLACK eternally fight
is there a hero
that will rise up and become QUEEN a secret project done on both sides
he
is
PAWN
*cue explosions*

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