everything is not SEXY

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There is nowhere nearly enough porn on the internet. Or at least gay porn. There's straight porn of everything, I'll give you that, and a decent amount of lesbian and futa porn, but by golly, I want to see more mancandy. Beefcake. Man ass.

Ooooh, that gives me an idea[1]! Google images, here I go!

[1] The idea is man ass.

WHY

DO

YOU

CARE!?!

If you cannot answer that, maybe you should stop posting rants about it.

shrekfan246:
You could always, I dunno, not go to Deviantart and Furaffinity. I'd say the names should be some sort of indicator.

Besides, Rule 34 has been established for quite the long time now.

I only ever really run across pornographic material if I'm actively searching it out, but then I spend a lot of my internet time just around here, so I may not be the best comparison.

Psssh, truck on truck is nothing; AT-AT on AT-AT is where it's at:

You seem relatively new to the internet.
Or...perhaps relatively new to life in general.
Everyone is a bloody perv, and the normal mind gravitates towards sex.
Some of us just have better skills in the art department than others.

You're right, in fact, all of us on the internet draw porn.

I'm drawing porn of you right now, because I can see you through your computer monitor, because I'm an amazing haxor like that.

You should probably just leave the internet and never come back, OP, to be safe from us.

Smeggs:
You're right, in fact, all of us on the internet draw porn.

I'm drawing porn of you right now, because I can see you through your computer monitor, because I'm an amazing haxor like that.

You should probably just leave the internet and never come back, OP, to be safe from us.

also, so we can be safe from him. Don't want his influence radiating through my screen.

Everything is sexy dude. Read Michel Foucault's History of Sexuality!

Great, now I've got "Sexy and I Know It!" stuck in my head, sung by EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD at THE SAME TIME!

It's like that "The World is Just Amazing" song, only sexier!

TakerFoxx:
Great, now I've got "Sexy and I Know It!" stuck in my head, sung by EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD at THE SAME TIME!

It's like that "The World is Just Amazing" song, only sexier!

Ryan North? Is.. is that you?

So im the only one who finds sarah silverman's voice arousing? Also the rest of her.. she is a handsome woman damnit.

welcome to the internet its a disease

This guy again? And now he's ranting about how he discovered Rule 34? Ghee whiz! This is the internet: you'll find all sorts of crazy things here. Why are you surprised? Did you get frozen in the 80s and just wake up? At least you managed to not go the route of your previous little rant and demonize me and others like me, so I'll give you credit for that. As for your rant: it's not going to change anything. Nothing. Nada. Zip. My best advice is to get used to it: most people have.

Cheeseburgers are sexy. Just sayin.

OP: It's a stretch, but I can understand being upset about deviantart. However, fur affinity is a website for pornographic material. If you don't want to see "crap being made sexy" then don't go there. It's like you're getting mad at a porno because people were having sex in it.

slypizza:
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Welcome to the Internet, you have just realized Rule 34.
Don't like it, don't look at it. You're not forced too. There are filters on most art sites, and its easy enough to dodge around the inappropriate images most of the time. Add to that that if its not easy to dodge around, and most of the pictures are inappropriate, that community probably isn't for you and you can find a new one.

I mean really, I appreciate good handdrawn artwork, but I'm not going to go to one of the rule 34 designated sites. Just know what sort of site you're on, and if you don't like it, find a new one.

Because other people's sexuality and preferences is your business. I hear there's people who like things I don't like. Let's go rag on them too!

shrekfan246:
You could always, I dunno, not go to Deviantart and Furaffinity

I feel the need to defend Deviantart in that its unfair to paint all of it as "furry porn art" unlike the former which clearly is catering to one niche

Melon Hunter:
Oh wow. Thank you for this post. I never realised it before, but Internet ExplorerxSkype is now my new OTP.

Mine is still JupiterxEarth.

OT: Rule 34.
That's it.
That's why this stuff exists.
Enjoy your Internetting.

Vault101:

shrekfan246:
You could always, I dunno, not go to Deviantart and Furaffinity

I feel the need to defend Deviantart in that its unfair to paint all of it as "furry porn art" unlike the former which clearly is catering to one niche

I don't actually mind furry porn.

...

I mean...

I wasn't trying to paint either site as anything in particular, but if you're going to a website called "Deviant Art" you should probably have at least a base-line of what you expect to find there. To be perfectly honest, I'm surprised at the amount of non-'deviant' art I've found on that website. A lot of it is downright tasteful.

shrekfan246:

I mean...

I wasn't trying to paint either site as anything in particular, but if you're going to a website called "Deviant Art" you should probably have at least a base-line of what you expect to find there. To be perfectly honest, I'm surprised at the amount of non-'deviant' art I've found on that website. A lot of it is downright tasteful.

I never really gave much mind to the "deviant" part of the name...in fact "deviant" technicaly only means to "deviate from whats normal"

its an art site for pretty much everything, and its on the internet..so 1.furry stuff is going to be there and 2.its probably going to get attention

Why is it called "deviant"art anyways? Besides the odd person who decides to make some weird fetish drawings involving Sonic, coconuts and a combine harvester, there isn't really all that much you could call edgy or deviant.

OT: Eh, I think the idea of people make porn for the sake of its own existence is kind of dumb. Even dumber when people are beating off to it. But hey, we're only human, and I'm not perfect, so it's hypocritical of me to judge others.

Although when you're a fan of an obscure cartoon that only ran on MTV for one season and rule 34 of it is the third image to come up on a google image search, you tend to feel disconcerted about the fanbase that you became a part of.

God speed Internet, god speed. *salutes*

Hehe, yeah. Rule 34 sure is a treat. That's why I only bookmarked my own profile on DA, so I don't have to look at all the kinky stuff on the main page when I upload something. =P

Nantucket:

Heck I've found Dirty Harry / Crazy Killer porn before! Got to grant them their creativity but for the record: Clint Eastwood should not be the victim of such a situation.

I.... Did that just?

Right, no, I'm out.

There is inadequate porn of Nerf N-Strike.

Nor was Nerf N-Strike adequately blamed for the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre.

Seriously. Look it up.

Disappointed.

238U

sky14kemea:
Hehe, yeah. Rule 34 sure is a treat. That's why I only bookmarked my own profile on DA, so I don't have to look at all the kinky stuff on the main page when I upload something. =P

Nantucket:

Heck I've found Dirty Harry / Crazy Killer porn before! Got to grant them their creativity but for the record: Clint Eastwood should not be the victim of such a situation.

I.... Did that just?

Right, no, I'm out.

I would be more than happy to send you the link if you'd like. :)
You should be pleased the writer took the phrase "Ooo it's a big one" out of context for the benefit of such a masterpiece of a story.

slypizza:

so you know I don't want to see 6 year olds with tits alright its not normal and if someone never had large breasts to start with, why not keep it that way and admire them for who they truly, because if you don't your just being superficial. but we don't live in that world do we?
no everyone only thinks with there sexual parts then there brains in that case everyone should have there dicks and vaginas switched with there faces so everyone can truly be who they are

a bunch of sex crazed freaks..

Chill out brah!

If you are on furafinity or whatever its called you are looking for boobs, arse and dick. There is no need for a rant as far as furries are concerned as far as I know the whole thing is about sex, its a fetish for crying out loud.

If you don't like sexual content on Deviantart put the mature filter on problem solved.

I agree with you on the child bit though , luckily there are generally rules and regulations that get rid of underage porn on some sites, but as far as drawing it goes its a bit of a grey area because the "artist" can say the picture is of an 18 year old who looks young. You can spot these vomit inducing scrawls by using my 3 point check system:
does the character have
1. Flat chest
2. Big eyes and head
3. Short limbs

If the character checks on all 3 you don't click on it and flag it for deletion if possible. Flagging and reporting sickening stuff like this wont ever stop it but, does keep it under control a bit.

You cant stop this sort of thing no one can and that is the truth.

Did someone say... Sexy Jesus?

(Censored for your protection. You are not ready.)

image

But seriously, why are you on Furaffinity if you're bothered by this stuff? As the guy above me states, I kinda thought the whole furry thing was about sex. I'm a paraphrasing, of course.

slypizza:
I don't care if you want to make this stuff

what really bothers me is the fact you try to make everything

No words. Just tears.

verdant monkai:

as far as I know the whole thing is about sex, its a fetish for crying out loud.

It's not. It's not only about sex, or just a fetish. That's what gets the most attention, though, so it's an easy mistake to make.

BarbaricGoose:
As the guy above me states, I kinda thought the whole furry thing was about sex. I'm a paraphrasing, of course.

Like I said, it's not. That's a common misconception.
ALSO NO SEXY JESUS PLEASE, WHY ARE YOU POSTING SEXY JESUS

Say what you want about Muslims, but at least their religion saves us from any sexy Muhammed pictures.

MrHide-Patten:
...And you probably draw boobs on them you sick fuck, because everybody on DA does. Rarrgh!!

They even draw boobs... on Boobs!
Eventually every picture of breasts grows in complexity resulting in a fractal.... a boob-shaped fractal.

This is the most retard thread topic I've ever seen.

Isn't there another internet rule about stupidity in thread topics being asymptotic?

slypizza:
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First off, similar to what everybody is getting at:

You are on the internet, deal with it.

Also everybody has their sexual kinks. The internet is a place where people know that if they don't outright tell other people who they are, people won't know such dark secrets about them. The internet is what makes such things become magnified because it allows anybody to post and find the things that are involved in their kinks.

I have Deviant Art account, and I have heard of that other place, but you will never see me tread there.

You really picked the worst places to bring up sexual kinks and such, because you picked the most likely places where such things would be.

You remind me of those bizarre people on Deviant Art that get all grossed out, rage, and weirdly make little stamps to proclaim they hate fetishes and such. And such people that leave comments on other people's fetish art and/or nude photography and say similar things like, "Get off DA you sickos", or "Eww that's gross and degrading". It goes on and on.

As people that make and post such art say, "If you don't like it, don't look, or look for it". There is a reason Deviant Art has mature tags, because there could be such things. Also, if you don't want to see such sexual kink art, don't go to a place called "Deviant" Art. Heck one one of the first few related words under "deviant" in the thesaurus is "fetishist".

Long story short:

You are not going to get people to stop being deviant, on a place a site called Deviant Art. Live with it. All art on their shows up as little thumbnail pics, so you won't see it exactly if you glance over it. So if something strikes you as possibly being gross, don't click on it to view it. Just imagine a group of hands waving you along and away.

I have a DeviantArt where I post my photography, which consists of young ladies posing either clothed, nude, or everything in between. Whenever you post 1 photo you get bombarded with likes and comments and favorites and then after 15 minutes your photo disappears into the depths never to be seen again.

The "artistic nude" section of DA is a gong show. There are many accounts who just steal porn pics and post it up, pretty much just making a collection of their favorite photos. There's also those people who just take a close up of their junk and post it, but they put it in B&W so now it becomes "art" and not just a picture of your pecker. If these people laid off then maybe my stuff would stay up longer.

I get why the OP's mad, I'm just clearly not as worked up as he is.

When doing a failcast for the 'pist the other week I accidentally came across the cover of a book about Will Wheaton's character in Star Trek called Teenage Sex Machine... this followed to accidentally stubling upon more stuff by the same actor, including a gay novel about Sherlock Holmes and dear old Dr Watson... I didn't let this bother me because a) I am an adult, b) It wasn't made for me and c) people are odd... Just look for grotesquelycute pics of brightly coloured fake animals other places!

Also... sort the title out! It's misleading! It implies that nothing in the world is sexy, when we all know that that can't be true, because, well, moustache!!! |
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Safe Search is your friend. Why do you reject his offer of friendship?

Casual Shinji:
Having a DeviantART account, I will agree that seeing super inflated fat girls get insane amount of views is disturbing, but that's kind of what we accept in order to express ourselves. Also, I'm just insanely jealous that other work gets more views than mine. Sour grapes galore!

And hey, at least it's practically free of guro. *knocks on wood*

But you know all of us DeviantArt users just post sexy shit. Hell even my photography is inherently sexy. Even though 90% of it is scenery and 50% of that scenery is Disneyland......And even my weaponry photos are sexy because I happened to be wearing a corset when I was taking the photos....We just can't get away from it. /sarcasm

Queen Michael:

Nouw:
We all need a good rant on Rule 34 at one point in our lives.

Queen Michael:

...is this a spoiler? Could someone who's seen the movie tell me if this is a spoiler?

Hardly. You're not told straight away but you can assume so by looking at how she moves. There's bigger reveals in the movie, trust me.

Phew! Huge thanks. I would have seen it already if it had been released here in Sweden, but it hasn't.

Yeah the character in question is

the ad's don't hint to her being a glitch but shortly after you see her on-screen for the first time when she gets near the race track the racers and others start calling her "that glitch" and "what's she doing here" so it's not a major spoiler just something that wasn't made known really prior.

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