Finish the sentence...

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...So I moved to Australia.

When doves cry.....

they take thier eyes out of thier head, because...

doves are tossers.

Finally...!

We found that one...

...jerk who stole all of the...

muffins!

We should...

make him eat the muffins, but first...

...we must eat the rice poison.
Rice poison...

is actually code for...

The muffins.

The dishwasher is on fire, so...

get out the marshmallows!

I have found the...

meaning to...

shdfibvbblabpidfhbvadbpifv. It's...

time for less.....

sense.

You need...

to channel your...

feelings through the universe and embrace every tree you see.

I can't seem to...

do that.

What are...

you going to do with my clothes?!

Raisins are a little like...

robots, except...

...less threatening.

Termites...

Are more intelligent than humans, but...

unlike humans, they have more...

cheese reserves.

Sometimes I think I have too many...

Voices telling me to...

jump into pools of...

poop.

When...

you need to ask,...

about the thing in the corner...

that I take no responsibility for, make sure to...

wear some sort of...

shoes on your...

hand because it's

important that...

the thing is not...

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