Finish the sentence...

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... just seem to keep...

going on and on...

...until I die for no real reason.

Apparently...

The cake isn't a lie, who knew?

I heard it from...

a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who's brother's friend's friend told him that...

Dumbledore is gay.

Sometimes you just can't...

wish away all the...

sodomy.

What...

did that even...

...mean?!

Today is...

another day to slack off.

So...

What now then?

Well that was....

pretty damn heretical, but at least...

no one got flabbergasted.

I say, it's rather unfortunate that...

I turned out just to be another moose living in Canada...

...So I moved to Australia.

When doves cry.....

they take thier eyes out of thier head, because...

doves are tossers.

Finally...!

We found that one...

...jerk who stole all of the...

muffins!

We should...

make him eat the muffins, but first...

...we must eat the rice poison.
Rice poison...

is actually code for...

The muffins.

The dishwasher is on fire, so...

get out the marshmallows!

I have found the...

meaning to...

shdfibvbblabpidfhbvadbpifv. It's...

time for less.....

sense.

You need...

to channel your...

feelings through the universe and embrace every tree you see.

I can't seem to...

do that.

What are...

you going to do with my clothes?!

Raisins are a little like...

robots, except...

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