Finish the sentence...

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...the way to Isengard. They just built a...

new gate out of...

...stardust thanks to that cat that...

flew overhead in the shape of a pop tart while screaming:

pudding.

You can't have...

...everything while owning nothing.

When the sky turns red,...

...you know it's time to...

party hard.

Never let a...

...day go by where you don't kill a...

new dragon.

Hold...

it now, HIT IT!

....Hit it like a paraboloid.

Excuse me but.....

I can't think with that...

Shark biting my arm.

Beware the two-headed...

...Zaphod out the door...

door, he is known to...

j-walk.

If you're going out...

..take this McGuffin!

Find me my...

sword, I need to...

...go into Hell to live...

out the greatest...

life as a rock star. However, my dream was shattered when...

you came into my life.

Who's going to give me...

...money to pay for...

that last big...

...job was real tough.

I demand...

...nothing less than perfect...

beards.

Have you ever...

...been to hell and...?

order a Big Mac?

There are times when...

...The only think you can do is kill everyone in the general vicinity.

I disagree. Keanu Reeves is...!

not part beaver!

Should you ever find yourself...

.. lost, just scream at the top of your lungs and someone will probably save you. Maybe.

The one thing you really need to know about wizards is...

...that if you pull on their beards...

... they dispense pez.

I'm unreliably informed that...

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