Finish the sentence...

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...that goddamn fire spell your mentor taught you at the beginning of the game but..

....Damn it I deleted it for flee.

Stock footage of.....

...dinosaurs fighting always manages to get me to...

..aroused.

Chihuahuas, on the other hand..

...creep me out and make me cry.

My pet alligator, Ellie,...

really like to eat...

..ponies. >:D

Last time I tried to squeeze into a cardboard box..

...I ended up being mistaken for cargo so...

I was shipped to Russia.

Once, when I was in Europe...

I found the strangest...

thing on your X-Ray. Seems you have...

...an alien fetus growing inside of your stomach.

That movie was absolutely...

..terrifying; who would've thought they could make a monster out of..

Winnie the Pooh?

While walking in the forest...

I stumbled and...

...and found Narnia in my closet waiting...

for the food to arrive.

Lately, I haven't been...

eating as many rancid chalupas as I used to, must mean I'm...

finally getting...

..my tolerances to the required level for the upcoming dinner with the Queen.

Last time I was invited..

I thoroughly humiliated myself when...

...my former fiance told me...

..to stop licking..

...the arm that I injured...

after going hang gliding from the belly of a pregnant albatross. This, of course, ended badly when...

...I saw, in the distance, a...

...very angry boyfriend albatross, that...

was carrying a shotgun.

In the grand year of...

1865 I was charged by the Queen to......

lead an expedition underground in search of the illustrious...

..elephant in the room that..

was made entirely out of...

...erotic fanfiction.

More recently, I was ordered to...

relocate to...

New Jersey where I...

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