Finish the sentence...

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...completely ignoring the obvious Pocahontas reference, but whatever.

I found a time machine at a yard sale, time to...

abuse time travel to create an army of myself!

In a world ravaged by police brutality, our only solace is. . .

.....Reading 1984 and crying that this is the future that the liberals wanted.

To meme is to.......

...ruin every joke with repetition.

When I arrive in Silent Hill, I'm totally going to be prepared with my...

......complete lack of abuse-able mental problems.

And then I'll head to........

...Raccoon City while the mall has that 80% discount.

But on the way there, I get a call from...

......Aya Brea asking if someone could save her dead franchise.

Hey guys and welcome to.........

...DIE; for I am Magneto, master of magnet!

How are you gentlemen...

... I'm an eldritch abomination.

You know the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is...

...my spring-loaded pillow.

Bees, my God...

... they feel soooooooo good.

How am I going to get this...

crab's pincers off my arse?

here at the academy for gifted children, we let them explore. . .

...the worst websites of the deep-web.

The logic is to prepare them for...

.....The crippling reality of reality.

Not in the........

...butt, please never there!

ok in the face instead!

WHO ARE YOU?!! I've been asking myself that same question. Am I the son of a goose? The son of a panda? A Student? A Teacher? Turns out I'm all of them! I am . . .

... Sophomore Professor Panda Gooseson!

Okay who spilled siracha in the...

...Gremlin nest?

Let's just hope they don't find the...

....Forum games. It is safe here.

We should block.......

ALL THE COCK!

For fuck's sake, where...

...has all the blood-rum gone?

The secret to living on Venus is...

... getting used to not having skin.

Mr. President! the invaders are the...

...most adorable little fuzzballs ever!

Get David Hayter and Ron Pearlman in the same room and the only thing they can agree on is...

That a ninja could easily kill a pirate.

Roses are blue and.......

...violence is red; I'm hardly a poet, but your ass is dead.

The secret genius to Teen Titans Go is...

... to ghost that dab.

My favorite show on Netflix is...

...Iron Fist, specifically because of the white-washing.

In Virtual Rick-ality, there's an Easter egg where...

... you can hang out with pencilvester.

Sorry I'm terribly allergic to...

...the acid-silk of skull-spiders, they make me break out in baby skull-spiders.

Nintendo is secretly stockpiling all their most desired products so they can...

.....Cripple us with fervent want.

roll a D20 to see if......

You don't detonate the bomb at the heart of the universe!

I have a gun pointed at the head of. . .

...your fine self even though the bomb is too small to do any damage.

The reason is that I just want you dead, because of all the times that you...

finished my sentences with well timed dick jokes!

If god didn't want us to enjoy serfdom, he wouldn't have given us. . .

Edit: (**** it that was supposed to be SERFDOM!)

sefs to enjoy.

I can sing it up, I can...

pee hands free!

When pharoah remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of . . .

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