If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

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For not getting tired from licking the screen all day.

For being adorable :3

because your butler isn't here to stop me!

For trying to tempt me with those cat ears!

For having a slightly hard to see avatar! (Is that someone wearing a bikini with a trilby hat?)

For jumping in front of the camera.

For looking down on me condescendingly!

For being TOO happy!

For beating the happy down.

For making me happy.

For being in Pub Club!

For not paying for pub club so you can put yohohoho as your title!

For trying to tell me what my title should be...
I was initially gonna be that.

For still not having Pub Club Membership! (begging outside of a wallmart isn't hard! You can raise 20$ that way)

I wanna see a yohohoho title!

For not making me a toasted sandwich.

Is this toasted samich a sub or just lame grilled cheese?

OT: I bet its grilled cheese! You're a Redneck! *attacks*

For redneck abuse, that's against the LAAAAAW

For suffering from PTSD after escaping the local Taco Bell.
Dang it Taco, you were supposed to be my order! >.<

Use your fists!

For having a party without me.

For having a winking face in her title!


For not letting me have what little fun I can have! :(

For smiling.

Oh god, why you so scary!? -bat-

Because you are still hard to make out!

For being to happy.

For stealing all the Tooheys

For having their Escapist birthday tomorrow.

For not sweeping, start sweeping witch!

Because I don't want to sweep!

For it being my gorram Escapist birthday, gorramit!

For not being his escapist birthday in my timezone!

For mentioning time zones!

Because my eyes are burning and I was swinging my arms wildly and accidentally hit you.
I think I need to do something about this eye thing.

For having eye burning syndrome.

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