For falling in love with my avatar.
*throws bottle at the gob shite*
For not posting on my new picture/response Game Forum thread.
*brandishes Orb of Dragon Control*
You know waking up to seeing a silhouette of Happy with white eyes generally scares the crap outta me.
Turn on the damn eyes.
For not using Neronium on your youtube channel!
Because of that creepy rape face.
because its been a while... and captcha asked "Question mark?" and I have no idea how to answer this!!!
Because he is a paradox. And I always wanted to hit a paradox.
For messing with forces he doesn't understand!
For not messing with Lovecraftian unknowns
For playing Halo 4 and not talking with us!
I kid, I kid...
Because I want to eat that taco.
*Beats with newspaper*
Because Claxor demands it
For not going well with kids.
For his unrelenting nyan dancing.
For having the beard badge! (A badge I am envious of)
For punishing someone for having envy.
Let the hate flow through you, Tizzy.... Let it flow...
For licking the other side of my monitor.
That's really to clean you know.
For not serving as nice cup of tea already!
For being a bear in my house!
For being mean to the bear people!
For always shoving tacos everywhere.
For not getting tired from licking the screen all day.
because your butler isn't here to stop me!
For trying to tempt me with those cat ears!
For having a slightly hard to see avatar! (Is that someone wearing a bikini with a trilby hat?)
For jumping in front of the camera.
For looking down on me condescendingly!
For beating the happy down.