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He fought of that pack of raptors far longer than anyone believed he could, alas. . .

He was a great help at neighbourhood barbecues.

He was a true friend.

He was tovarisch. *Sniff*.

True tovarisch.

I remember The last thing he ever said to me

"HOLY SHIT! THAT DINOSAUR IS HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME!

NO! That was the last rainbow triceratops!

Drake the Dragonheart:
NO! That was the last rainbow triceratops!

I'm sorry but this came to mind


Anyway.....
Why did he give that psychopath his heart

He was the best prehistoric steed a knight could ever ask for.

He'll be back.

He never actually left.

Didn't exist in the first place.

She always smiled. She had a really big one when she had a stroke

I'm not sure he's really dead this time either.

I wish he hadn't accepted that dare. *sigh*

I have no idea who they are.
Yet, I am invited here, to eat the ceremonial hot dogs.

Long may they mustard.

His ability to summon lightning was his undoing.

Damn you giant space rock.

I knew the monkey was evil but she Wouldn't believe me.

They wouldn't tell me how to activate British mode. Let this be a lesson.

We have lost a great comrade today. He was a true warrior, and a friend.

What now Draco? Without you, what do we do, where do we turn?

There'll be a new shtar in the shky tonight.

How many times are you going to die!!

Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. Dinosaurs, however, go extinct.

I could tell the fever was mega bad just by looking at her forehead, but the doctor was all "bitch, I don't work for free."

What can I say he just really thought it was a good idea to walk single file into machine gun fire
I guess he thought it was a good idea at the time

Deus, cujus miseratione animae fidelium requiescunt, hunc tumulum benedícere dignare, eíque Angelum tuum sanctum deputa custodem: et quorum quarumque corpora hic sepeliuntur, animas eorum ab omnibus absolve vínculis delictorum; ut in te semper cum Sanctis tuis sine fine laetentur. Per Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.

R.I.P everyone because the world blow up.

Now as we look at his fossilized remains we wonder not only about who he was while he was alive but what he could have been

We shall always remember her famous last words, to the photographer who unfortunately was her assassin:

"Don't forget to turn on red-eye reduction."

Wow, he had great hair.

He always hated landmines.

today we honor a leader, a warrior, and a friend to all who knew him.

Sorry about that, everyone, I was pissed on vodka last night and he looked like a big angry plane.

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