SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO ORGANIZE YOUR RANSOME. >:D
*takes into small room and closes the door*
If I had a Wolf Priest in my basement I would be VERY VERY afraid!
First off: HOW did he get there? I mean I couldn't have caught him
Second: I am so dead when he escapes, which happens as soon as he does a difficult terrain test on my door!
Hold still. I'mma doctor!
SHUT UP, DON'T MAKE ME GET THE HOSE!! D:<
Guess what happens next~ :3
I have many things planned for you /creepy voice
I'm going to tear the happy right out of you...
TAKE THAT YOU DAMN DIRTY PONY!
You will not last long my friend. *primes neurotoxins*
Wow... What happened here?
*Hits over head with a shovel, knocking you out*
Stick around and find out, MUHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Who's this guy?
Why do anime characters keep tying themselves up in my basement?
Is this some kind of fetish?
*Hits you too*
hhuummmm...going to need a bigger Basement...
I'm going to keep you tied up for ransom money.
You talking to yourself?
NO WATER FOR 8 DAYS >:D
Mason jar of fire-ants. This will be fun.
I know :3
*Smashes the jar over your head*
I wanna help! *plays with spiders* >:3
*Wonders what is under the hat*
So, I see you aren't doing much. Would you like to play a game?
*Breaks out the dice*
Hello carnival, here I come.
I'M ON THE PHONE TO YOUR LOVED ONES!!
Ummmm, I will probably just leave you there to die. I'm evil like that!
(That was a crap post wasn't it!
Crap post? Where? Now. Where was I? Oh yes!
OT: *talks to* The worlds greats torture! >:D
I'd tickle him with a sack of potatoes.
I'd remind him of when we had almost equal post counts... :P