If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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Did I break into a museum or something last night?

Oh noes, my house is on fire! D:

Why am I wearing bright neon? Why is there jelly all over the walls and why is the living room full of gingers doing a Mexican wave? Who put these glow-sticks in my hands?

You tricked me, god-damn Daedrics

Take your hat off indoors! It's rude.

Pyrokinetic jailbait. Lovely.

Whats up? must have been good party since your face doesn't look familiar...

Dirty! Dirty! Clean up that Ketchup!

Barbas... what did we say about you sleeping on the bed?

Is that you, Maximus?

How does one sleep with a statue?

Need something for your nose? Caught a cold, perhaps?

Nah I'm fine, just got hit in the face and wiping away the blood

Don't hurt me.

Well, this is unsettling.

Yo dawgs check dis shiet out, I'm so phat I'm sleepin' wit a statue.

Biggie Smalls?

How this thread has changed.

*pushes statue out of bed*

It is no use, I am rock type.

Man, you keep telling me to make a wish and I keep thinking you're evil.

Stop facemorphing for a minute so that I might properly appreciate your beauty.

But he's made of stone. I don't know what to think :(

Well, shit, that can't be good... FIRE!!!

What an astonishing piece of headgear.

I hope it was just you and not the dog, I like dogs, but not in that way

Alistair Darling?

I guess this was inevitable.

Where did you park the getaway vehicle?

Across the street, but I keep a smoke bomb in the drawer next to the bed for just such occasions.

Excellent...everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

You run in your sleep. The bruises in my sides are undeniable proof.

Dude, why d'you wear shades indoors, bro?

NO DOGS ON THE BED! And ginger boys for that matter!

Last night had some gooooood stuff, I must admit.

Don't look at me like that

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